Blaire White should open each video with "Aunt Rukus, no relation"
WHAT DOES THE TOILET SAY? SKII SKII - BIDY!!!
Take paying for social media to it's upmost extreme: Instead of just having $7 above $0 - don't stop going up. Just have one massive list of post sorted solely by who paid the most. So if you pay one cent more than the next highest person you are automatically on top of the entire website.
X SQUARED: auctioned speech platform
Fanfiction idea: Hero Toga Himiko where her hero agency simply finds random people that look similar to villains and gets their blood through donations.
There's a company IRL that can find anyone's doppelganger for a fee so I think this is realistic.
Saying you will succeed at business because you are ruthless is like saying you'll win the Olympics by being competitive: These traits apply to EVERYONE at that level.
Fuck it: Let's bring back titles.
Certain metrics of net worth should just literally give you extra legal rights. One free murder per billion dollars, etc. You get nobility rights once your rich enough.
Enough of the subtle rights of having teams of lawyers. Let's turn back time and go medieval on the proletariat!