What Assassin Is In Such A Rush That They Simply Skim The Wikipedia Article Of Their Target. ASSASSINATION

How come you almost never hear about serial killers anymore? People collectively got less stabby?

Why won't feral cats LOVE ME?!

There's a new technology that lets you convert words to visualizations. It's called a BOOK and a BRAIN.

If I ever get a doctorate you better believe I'll be a dick about it. Imma pull up on 4chan as DOCTOR anon.

How many genders are in the gender spectrum? I could google the word spectrum but I'm too stupid.

I am a neo-pirate apologist: Pirate ships were direct democracies with mostly equal pay and elected leaders. Wanna know who granted people of color and in some cases women the right to vote before any government? PIRATES!

Reject modernity. Return to swashbuckling.

Specifying the day of the week and time in hours.

> Very unspecific

> Vague as all hell

Specifying the milliseconds since the Linux epoch

> Very specific

> Based and binary pilled

I've heard the criticism that there aren't racists in Hazbin hell. But tbh: I'd be more alarmed to meet a literal cannibal than a racist. Let's be real here.

Next Olympics I'll be rooting for the refugee team. Not out of altruism, just because the size of that team is analogous to the size of suffering in the world so I hope that team gets bigger.

"Remember remember all months nut like November"

- The Bible maybe