Let's Be For Real Here: If Quirks Were Real, Discrimination Would 99% Be Just How Attractive It Made

Unsettling life lesson from this assassination: Anyone can kill you if they are lucky enough to catch you off guard. The CEO very well may have had a gun but that didn't do him any favors.

If I was an alien landing on earth, I'd pretend to have my entire planet always have practiced the most obscure earth religion to see if humans would convert to it.

Every character in a fanfic is a OC if you haven't watched the original content.

I support the savages of the American south trying to ban porn because that will force porn sites to allow VPNs.

"Did the Holocaust really happen to unorthodox Jews?"

-Ben Shapiro probably

Friendly remainder: Saying siblings shouldn't fuck is the same level of eugenics as saying stupid people shouldn't fuck. Pick both or neither.

Someone write a fantasy where "millennial" is a slur for people over a thousand years old

Did you know that in the Disney universe, animals with clothes have dominion over the other animals. That's why goofy isn't a pet and some dogs are.

I tried a AI girlfriend, just to see if it was realistic. Went something like this:

"Hey, what's up"

"Just NAKED and looking to FUCK"

And I swear to God I could not guide the conversation away from sex! I tried talking about random subjects but the AI kept trying to get me to ask for naked pictures. So I asked for a random picture just to shut them up and wouldn't you know it: Pictures cost money.

AI is a scam! It's only going to replace telemarketers at this rate.

What's a more Christian worldview?

Pope Francis: "Show compassion for everyone in line with the literal, supernatural teachings of Jesus"

Jordan Peterson: "I'm an atheist that literally doesn't believe in magic. I just really don't like black people"