4: Olivia’s Resolve To Continue The Journey/Joseph’s Resolve To Defeat Wham

IM SORRY I HAVWNT BEEN MAKING THE FUNNIES PLEASE HAVE MERCY IM SHITTING AND PISSING I WILL TRY TO MAKE MORE IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEALDKWNAKSSE

my personal idea of hell is an eternity of sheltered 26 year old queers showing me 2018 tweets which call random things genders and waiting for me to laugh.

Every morning for breakfast I eat the goop I can get you a recipe if you want it has like 69 protein and 300 calories

they should make a meal that appears whenever you want to eat it and it doesn't take effort to make and is nutritious and filling and it never goes bad if you leave it in your fridge for a long time and never gets too dry or soggy or otherwise textureweird if you eat slowly and when you're done it automatically cleans off the plate so you don't have to do the dishes and also it should be free

Well well well

do i even want to know..?

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TAKE A LEFT AT YOUR INTESTINES

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FUUIUUUCCKCKCKXK GOLLLF AVHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJ I HATE GOLF GGGRGEGRGEGRHRGRGGR

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FOOLISH HETERO! That was a porn bot!!! your social security number is mine!!!

NOBODY IS GOING TO MATCH MY FREAK (none of the people from my college liked my bug identification instagram story)

(standing at the bathroom sink at 3 am drenched in sweat, tears welling up in my eyes, gripping the sink with my hands, staring directly into the mirror, voice cracking, shivering slightly) i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am goofy. i am silly. i am