I AM UNEMPLOYABLE

my personal idea of hell is an eternity of sheltered 26 year old queers showing me 2018 tweets which call random things genders and waiting for me to laugh.

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if i had to end the simpsons the final episode would be completely bereft of dialogue, cutting between character's houses, they're sitting silently in their comfortable spaces, at peace. over the course of the next 23 minutes we see every inhabitant of springfield slowly wither and turn to dust, open windows allowing them to be carried away on a light breeze. sometimes it seems painful, others joyful, but in the end nothing remains

Shame how you both misspelled Lazagnea…..

My boyfriend just made a lasagne so good that I got a little bit hard

nature.com

Exclusive: Trump White House directs NIH to study ‘regret’ after transgender people transition

After cancelling nearly all NIH projects studying transgender health, Trump’s team instructs the US biomedical agency to study negative cons

>censors all existing data on trans healthcare

>orders a study

I'm sure this will be completely unbiased

There is no creature on the face of the earth as unmistakable foul and cannibalistically cruel as the customer

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

I want big man pick me up squish me into ball dribble me.

dead. but i refused, and i continue to walk the earth

trick or treat!!

aww and what are you supposed to be!!

Ppl be like “it’s too early/late to nap” I am simply closer to God than you. You are just incapable of understanding.