Ppl Be Like “it’s Too Early/late To Nap” I Am Simply Closer To God Than You. You Are Just Incapable

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

Adam referring to Cain

woke agenda killed my son. They came down and killed him with rocks. They bashed him with rocks.

Now we must teach them commerce

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

Same.

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

water isn’t wet water is wat and wetter is wet

my answer to "is water wet?" will always change based on what is the funniest/most frustrating response at any given time

starting the day off with a bang. finishing the day off with a bang. i’ve shot two men today.

Save for later

Pictured here is my contraption so basicallt these tires are alive not unlike puppeys and i have attached many balls to them for which they to throw around and once they do it brings them much delight ? Also ,two puppies per pile please. That is enough to throw the balls . As fluttershy would say ,Yay

what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

“maria i swear to god if you don’t stop drawing on my fucking sunscreen”

“well i’m sorry i don’t want a permanent tic-tac-toe game burnt into my leg”

Download for the fun, delete for the feels.