From The Moment I Wake Up That White Boy Vexes Me To No End But Ig That’s Just What Fathers Do

few mole doodles i did in class

This is the guy whose assistant called a guy metrosexual as an insult

really big fan of this phoenix

Other people's emotions are deep and complex and beautiful but mine are proof that there is rot at the core of my being

Ok guys had a dream. I had a job interview but i didn’t know where so I filled out all the info after a shower at like 11 at night, and my dad drove me there. It was this weird place directly attached to a Holiday gas station, and when I walked in, it SCREAMED money laundering front. It was an Indian restaurant, but in the most dilapidated room ever, and it was directly attached to both this warehouse filled with common household goods and a room entirely filled with a pool devoted to the main “business source”: Underwater horse walking. I walk in and am met with what looks to be an old Asian man and his 4 sons. The sit me down on a table and begin the interview. First they bicker about a few tasks, apparently one of the sons drained the pool too early. Then they ask me if I can navigate the warehouse, and if I have a swimsuit. One of the sons asks if I like his craftsmanship on a rack of homemade guns in a way that feels like a thinly veiled threat, and I am saying whatever I think will get me out of there alive because I am terrified for my life. Then they pull out a sheet of paper that looks like a hiring contract and a list of 7 more questions to ask and ask me, quite literally “Are you the type of person who asks a lot of questions about what they’re told to do, or can you just get the job done” and I tell them that while I can ask questions, if they tell me not to, then I won’t, and they laugh at me. Then, before they ask the 7 questions, I ask them “What is underwater horse walking??” They all laugh, and the old man says something along the lines of “When I think about what it is, I’m terrified. How can a man not be when he finds the secret of life on Earth?” It turns out, in the dream, underwater horse walking is some way to unleash the ancient cosmic power of creation, and he’s using it in some odd way to like, make new life i think? I don’t remember his exact goals. Then an order comes in for paper towels so I have to help stack ramen. At this point I’m thinking of telling y’all about this place because apparently the store is actually crazy good and has like a lot of foods from other countries crazy cheap. Then Ms. A (my senior year English teacher) walks in. She greets me and asks me about like the place and hands me my family’s car keys (??????) because apparently she needed our car for something and apparently my dad is there, and I’m like “I am NOT working here” so then I leave and the dream gets foggy from there. Idk what this all means like at all

Every time I reblog something important I feel like a little messenger boy running with news to the town printing press

DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!

Second: Emotional/Visual similarities between Mario and Jotaro/Lisa-Lisa (I will be going more in depth on Lisa-Lisa with evidence simply because I have more screenshots.

So let’s get this right off the bat since it’s the most obvious. Mario’s pose is visually very similar to the way Jotaro often poses after a friend dies.

But Mario also shares a reaction with both Jotaro and Lisa-Lisa. Anyone who’s watched Stardust crusaders and beyond is aware that Jotaro is often very stoic and calm while facing the most dire circumstances, which shares many similarities with Mario’s reaction to Bobby’s death. While this is true, I would, however, argue that there are equal if not more similarities to how Lisa-Lisa reacts to Caesar’s death. For starters, the relationship: while not identical, it is obvious that Bobby looks up to Mario as a sort of mentor figure, even referring to Mario (in the Japanese version) as “aniki” which, correct me if I’m wrong, implies that both Mario is older than him, and that he sees Mario as a close associate, which is also indicated in the rest of their dialogue.

They both first shares a similar seemingly detached reaction to their companions death, Lisa Lisa pointing out that they are in enemy territory and Mario urging Olivia to continue on with the adventure. But…

However, although they put on a tough or even pragmatic exterior, both are clearly devastated by the death of their comrades.

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The Bob-Bomb plot in Paper Mario: The Origami King is literally just like every character death in JoJos Bizarre Adventure. I will elaborate if prompted.

Every morning for breakfast I eat the goop I can get you a recipe if you want it has like 69 protein and 300 calories

they should make a meal that appears whenever you want to eat it and it doesn't take effort to make and is nutritious and filling and it never goes bad if you leave it in your fridge for a long time and never gets too dry or soggy or otherwise textureweird if you eat slowly and when you're done it automatically cleans off the plate so you don't have to do the dishes and also it should be free