Then You Must Kill Everyone Hotter Than You On The Fucking Planet (you Won’t Need To Hurt A Hair On

really glad my brother got into dungeon meshi because our conversations led to stuff like this

Duty. I must boop. I have no clue what it means or what it does but it’s a button and I have to press it.

(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

IM SORRY I HAVWNT BEEN MAKING THE FUNNIES PLEASE HAVE MERCY IM SHITTING AND PISSING I WILL TRY TO MAKE MORE IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEALDKWNAKSSE

NO SUNDAY YOURE NOT JUST DEHYDRATED THIS TIME YOURE ASCENDING TO GODHOOD

drink water

The Jester in the Mirror

You are the loudest laugh in the quietest room. You tell stories, make jokes, and keep the energy up because if you stop, you'll hear the echo of your own loneliness. You've made yourself the entertainer to avoid ever being the burden. You've turned pain into punchlines-each laugh you earn a little paper shield. But it's getting heavier, isn't it? You don't remember the last time someone asked how you were and really meant it. You're terrified that if you drop the act, there's nothing underneath. But there is. You just forgot how to let it show.

Guys this is real I’m the file it’s stored in

FIONNA AND CAKE SEASON 2 STORYBOARD LEAK ? ! ? OMG ? ? ?

I'm having too much fun with the hsr chat generator

“maria i swear to god if you don’t stop drawing on my fucking sunscreen”

“well i’m sorry i don’t want a permanent tic-tac-toe game burnt into my leg”

Download for the fun, delete for the feels.

Gyatt: Parody(?) of Giraffe by Miniature Tigers

I’ve been mewing

With sigmas dressed as freaks

They’ve been edging

Injured rizzlers in their sleep

Gyatt some feelings

That breaks my mewing streak

I can sigma

I know I can

That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Honey, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Been looksmaxxing

Trying not to show the fact you Fanum Taxed me

You really rizzed me up

Like a sigma male

Being rizzed to death by memes

That’s an image, no one wants to see

That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Honey, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Hey! It’s just another skibidi day where I’m at

My gyatt’s in Ohio cause I’m trying to looksmaxx

I wake up in the morning with a bad jaw ache

I edge and mew for 20 minutes then I’m off into the day

That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Honey, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt