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“Laios is too autistic to fuck”

Terrible take, lame, weak crops, infantilizes autistic people

“Laios is too autistic to fuck normal”

Excellent, wonderful, borderline canon

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

pspspspsps poetry mutuals come here... new quiz... making you the patron saint of something...

every other language be like “hello! where is the bathroom? i love you!” and latin is like “the cruel farmer savagely decapitated the young boy in the field”

I love you big women. I love you big men. I love you big nonbinary people. You’re all very beautiful and pretty and handsome and hot and sexy and cute and adorable and cool and smart and interesting. I hope you all have good days and nights and love yourselves and know other people love you a lot.

Actually a guy with suspicious balls

Owls create snow angel imprints while hunting in winter when they swoop down to catch mice or squirrels.

REBLOG THIS WITH IMAGES OF TEETH

do you have any dirty dishes 🍽️ in your room right now?

if so don't worry about it it's fine does anyone wanna kiss me on rthe mout

Ok y’all brace yourselves cuz I just learned about a new animal

Yes, that is an animal. Yes, scientists refer to it as the purple sock worm. No, that’s not it’s real name, silly, it’s real name is Xenoturbella!

When these deep-sea socks were first discovered, no one knew what the fuck they were looking at (and, really, can you blame them?). They have no eyes, brains, or digestive tracts. They are literally just a bag of wet slop. DNA analysis initially seemed to indicate that they were related to mollusks, until the scientists realized that DNA sample was from the clams they had recently eaten (yes, they can eat with no organs. We don’t know how.)

Scientists then analyzed the data again and tentatively placed them in the group that includes acorn worms, saying that their ancestors probably had eyes, brains, and organs, but simplified as a response to their deep sea ecosystems.

Later DNA testing has since shown that they are their own thing! Xenoturbella, along with another simple and problematic to place creature called acoelomorphs, belong to their own phylum called Xenacelomorpha! This places them as the sister group to all bilateral animals. So, they just never evolved brains, eyes, or organs. They are a glimpse at a very primitive form of animal that never bothered to change, because apparently what they do works. Rock on, purple sock worm.

Selling my soul (going into debt) to foul powers of unimaginable evil (government and private lenders) so that i might gain great arcane knowledge (go to college)