They'll Find Your Body Alright. They'll Be Finding Your Body For Centuries.

His name is Squinglus Dinglus, and he is an honorable battle-brother of the Ultrasmurfs Space Marine Chapter

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

That's just an incentive to make comments like that.

Wikipedia has citations. 'Nuff said.

Gee, ya think?

What next? Maybe you shouldn't have had directors directly working to undo what the director for the previous movie did?

Plot twist (or untwist): he becomes a peacock mantis shrimp.

What primarch shall be shrimpified?

… shall? anon what are you planning

… angron. so he can finally have some fucking peace. shrimps is too small for butchers nails

Objectively speaking, if reading it made your afternoon more enjoyable, it's good by at least one metric.

Objectively speaking, the fanfic I’m reading is not good, but my goodness, it’s made my afternoon that much more enjoyable

Treat your fanartists well because there are certain pieces of media that many artists would love to get into but the fandom alone scares us off and as a result you get nothing

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

I like the idea of Dante being a perpetual. I think some needless cosmic cruelty really ties together all the grimdark.

Honestly, the more I think about it, the more the Templin Institute's female Space Marines video feels like something an anti-woke grifter would make. For the dark gods' and the Emperor's sake, it's titled "Female Space Marines and the Death of Canon". If someone told me to watch a video with that title, I'd expect it to be someone bitching about "how dare women exist in my totally exclusively male hobby" and how "the woke mob is trying to destroy warhammer", and not the exact opposite. The only part of the video that lines up with what I'd expect from the title is how poorly-constructed the arguments are.

I'll probably write up a proper response to the video next week when I'm on spring break, it's been weighing on me far more than it should.