GUESS WHO JUST GOT AWAKENED PURE VANILLA COOKIE OFF THE NETHER GATCHA⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

MORE NOIST BECAUSE IT HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD

Night: *drunk*

Host: Come on, let's get you home

Night: I am

Host: ??

Host: WhAt

Night: I'm with you

Host: *forgets how to breathe*

IPLIER EGO BLOG STUFF AND CRAP ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

B͟a͟s͟i͟c͟ r͟u͟l͟e͟s͟ and stuff

U can ask questions to any of the following egos on the list below.

Not necessairally(i cant spell) a RP Blog but yk who cares

We will not tolerate NSFW, P3d0phillia, Erotic RPS, ect

We 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 do OC requests idk

EGO LIST 😃

(these are the egos u can ask questions to+ a few bonuses)

Darkiplier

Wilford

The Host/The Author

Murdock

Drowned Man Mark

Engineer Mark

Any of the Jims

The Necromancer(who will be known as Milo for time being)

God of Night(Who'll be known as Nicole)

Yancy

Heist!Mark

Date!Mark

Dr.Iplier(Edward)

✨BONUS✨

Celine(my wife fr trust🙏)

Mack(Space!Matpat)

Any of the Septic egos

Actor Mark(stupid prick😒)

ANYWAYS ENJOY DA BLOG IG

(also random updates from the egos+my Hcs on them which u will have to tear away physically from my One-Note page)

(Oh yeah btw basically everyone has wings(feathered ofc) except Murdock who's this lil bat dude)

(Oh yeah btw I HEAVILY ship Murdock×Drowned Man Mark which I like to call DrownedDock so u can questions on their relationship)

(Oh yeah btw Drowned has lil face fins and aquatic creature tail bc of the whole 'water' situation in the series)

(Oh yeah btw u can ask abt DarkStache (Dark×Wilford) if u want)

(Oh yeah btw I will try to respond in character and I might not get around to everyone)

Oh yeah btw I'll shut up for now [])

Reblog if ur blog is a safe space for fellow asexuals and other peeps on the ace spectrum

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

REBLOG!

(idk who to tag lol)

I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.

I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -

For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.

Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

Darkiplier Headcanons

{oh yeah we are so back}

I heavily HC that Celine was "in control" during ADWM and Damien was "In control" in AHWM

The guy's got an absolute shit immune system(they're literally a dead corpse what do you expect) but surprisingly rarely gets sick and whenever they do it's litaral hell for them

If the temperatures drop anywhere below 5°C expect the heating on MAX

Kinda a demon

Ik I said this already but I'm making it 1000000% clear that is a HC I will die on; the guy friggin purrs

Oh yeah Touch-starved

Also allergic to vulnerability and showing most forms of human emotion

Hey so yk that cane Damien had? Yeah they've still got it. They actually still use it as one of their legs got pretty fucked up during that fall.

Oh yeah back issues are completely out of order.

They

Hurt

Like

Hell

Can barely sleep bc of them.

Oh yeah and if you do manage to get this guy asleep. They will be out cold. You are not waking them up. They are out.

Constant dull migraines bc of the ringing

He might be short but boi is their temper shorter

I forgot if I mentioned this last HC Roll but claws :D

Once they're out cold you are not waking this guy up until at least 1pm

Any later than 13:30 then something's up

Oh yeah idk if I mentioned this but yk how I said they got double of almost every organ? Ye well I came up with a nice lil hc that the guy's got not one, not two, but THREE hearts(each one being the soul's that they're made up of)

Oh yeah double organs makes hunger a nightmare

As well as nausea

Bc that guy's body works entirely different instead of build up(Like our bodies) it just happens. Any minute. Any second. It just happens.

Bc they use teleportation and all that fella's not used to being in normal human transport bc 1: ur magic just teleport it's easier and 2: ur litarally designed to make ppl uncomfortable 100% expect some looks.

This guy physically and mentally cannot function w/out coffee.

Bc they're technically separate from Mark they can get drunk and it's actually something I've seen alot in some fanfics.

Shadow tentacles. Do what you want with this information.

Lets learn the differences(And similarities) between Ozzie(My OC) and Ozzy(The Author in my universe)

Ozzie

• My oc

• Bottom half of the bird side of a griffon but it's fur rather than feathers

• ˢᵐᵒˡ ᵍᵒˡᵈ ʰᵒʳⁿˢ

• Silly Gay

• Has an approximate 10 braincells

• Actually thinks

• 𝒮𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓎 ℬ𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓎

• Litarally the ^ ^ acronym ot whatever it's called

Ozzy

• How I percieve The Author(From the Danger in Fiction series by Cyndago) in my universe

• Has an excact amount of 1 and 1/2 braincells. One of these he shares with a telaphathic brain worm which taught him how to steal a car (successfully) a̶n̶d̶t̶h̶e̶n̶c̶r̶a̶s̶h̶t̶h̶a̶t̶s̶a̶m̶e̶c̶a̶r̶i̶n̶t̶o̶a̶t̶r̶e̶e̶

• Has a brain-to-mouth thing. Whatever he thinks, comes out.

• The >:) acronym

• Has an attention span the size of a grain of sand

• If he were a character out of any fictional series it'll probably be either Bill Cipher(Gravity Falls), Niffty(Hazbin Hotel) or Blitzo(Helluva Boss)

Hope this cleared any confusion :D