How 2 Take Care Of Ur Partner Who Is Part Eldritch Horror/Demonic Entity- By Ozzy

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

The Author HCS

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📌His name is Ozzy

📌 Lil fangs. He chomp

📌 Music taste is all over the place. However he is a die-hard Sir-Mix-A-Lot fan to the end

📌 Half of his desk is just a number of different fidget toys

📌 Makes his own books. Litarally. Like designs the cover, glues the pages together, designs the page colours, ect

📌 Threw gender-norms out the window long ago so dont be alarmed if you walk in on him with one of those mini-skirts

📌 No idea what he is but ain't straight

📌 I like to think that he sounds like Fizzaroli out of Helluva Boss with Millie's(Also from Helluva Boss) accent.

📌 Totally bounces on his feet when he's excited

📌 The lights in his room are almost always off because really bright lights bother him. The only light is one of those pear-lamps on his desk.

📌 Totally collects random stuff like coins, rocks, buttons, ect

📌 Can mimic a ton of different animal noises which he totally doesnt use to his advantage

📌 Orange cat in black cat disguise

📌 The definition of >:)

📌 Ultimate Gossip Girlᵗᵐ

📌 Still has the bat from old times

📌 Likes to wander into the woods but gets lost like, halfway through wandering and just makes whistle noises until somebody finds him bc he doesnt have braincells

📌 Same thing with climbing trees. He's a pretty decent tree climber but has not the slightest idea how to get down. "Just come down the way you came up" Like he's gonna remember how he got up there in the first place smh😒

📌 Lowkey an animal whisperer

📌 Has these stuffed animals on his bed w̶h̶i̶c̶h̶h̶e̶t̶o̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶s̶l̶e̶e̶p̶s̶w̶i̶t̶h̶

📌 Loves anything to do with horror, mystery and science

📌 Suprisingly knows a ton-load abt space. "What's that thing up there?" "𝐎𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐱𝐲" "The Andro-what now?"

📌 Knows the most randomest yet ominous facts ever, like bro will just randomly drop "Hey [Insert Ego Name] did you know our galaxy and hundreds of others are being pulled towards this thing called The Great Attractor in space and some theorise there's something pulling the Great Attractor too? Ok bye ^ ^" and then said ego is just stood there like ಠ_ಠ

📌 Knows a concerning amount of murder tatics.

📌 Cat person.

📌 Will die for a pack of strawberries

📌 Loves being snuggled but you didnt hear that from me 😉

📌 Bro is not a morning person, if weren't for Wilford waking everybody up, my dude would be out until 3pm

📌 Has one of those smiles which you can't decide wether it's nice or threatening

📌 Sometimes dozes off at his desk bc bro stays up tryna work on books every night

📌 Falling asleep on chair= absoloutley 𝑺 𝑶 𝑹 𝑬 back in the mornings

📌 Physically cannot function without coffee

📌 Bro's got bat hearing. Like dude can hear every single word you're saying from about, 2 metres away

📌 Attention span the size of a grain of salt

📌 Randomly focuses on random objects

📌 Could actually be a magpie disguised as an orange cat disguised as a black cat

Ok all for now bye👋

I was watching Danger In Fiction earlier and my big sister asked what I was watching and what it was about and I have never wanted to explain something with such confidence in my life

Darkiplier Headcanons

{oh yeah we are so back}

I heavily HC that Celine was "in control" during ADWM and Damien was "In control" in AHWM

The guy's got an absolute shit immune system(they're literally a dead corpse what do you expect) but surprisingly rarely gets sick and whenever they do it's litaral hell for them

If the temperatures drop anywhere below 5°C expect the heating on MAX

Kinda a demon

Ik I said this already but I'm making it 1000000% clear that is a HC I will die on; the guy friggin purrs

Oh yeah Touch-starved

Also allergic to vulnerability and showing most forms of human emotion

Hey so yk that cane Damien had? Yeah they've still got it. They actually still use it as one of their legs got pretty fucked up during that fall.

Oh yeah back issues are completely out of order.

They

Hurt

Like

Hell

Can barely sleep bc of them.

Oh yeah and if you do manage to get this guy asleep. They will be out cold. You are not waking them up. They are out.

Constant dull migraines bc of the ringing

He might be short but boi is their temper shorter

I forgot if I mentioned this last HC Roll but claws :D

Once they're out cold you are not waking this guy up until at least 1pm

Any later than 13:30 then something's up

Oh yeah idk if I mentioned this but yk how I said they got double of almost every organ? Ye well I came up with a nice lil hc that the guy's got not one, not two, but THREE hearts(each one being the soul's that they're made up of)

Oh yeah double organs makes hunger a nightmare

As well as nausea

Bc that guy's body works entirely different instead of build up(Like our bodies) it just happens. Any minute. Any second. It just happens.

Bc they use teleportation and all that fella's not used to being in normal human transport bc 1: ur magic just teleport it's easier and 2: ur litarally designed to make ppl uncomfortable 100% expect some looks.

This guy physically and mentally cannot function w/out coffee.

Bc they're technically separate from Mark they can get drunk and it's actually something I've seen alot in some fanfics.

Shadow tentacles. Do what you want with this information.

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

WELCOME TO THE OC-VISION! I'm you're host, Yapps(or Skunk idm) and this is our first round of OC-Vision! Allow me to explain

Oc-Vision is my version of Eurovision (except it's not political and rigged) where many oc's from different points of my oc world 'compete' (basically I give a background to each and u vote on which one sounds the more interesting. This will end the week's after next Sunday where we hold a Grand Final Oc-Vision and the winning oc gets free art from me ^ ^)

How it works

• OC Vote

• Winning oc goes through into the next round along w/ other two ocs, cycle continues until the Grand-Finals (Semi-Finals 1 and 2 will be hosted on the week after next week's Friday and Saturday) where there will be a mega-vote. The winning oc will be shown to the world! If there is an oc in which I have explained lore previously, their lore will not be explained in the vote

And here's our first two contestants!

TRAVIS and MONTY

(I've already explained Travis' lore kinda when I made that game-idea-post so here's Monty :D)

Monty is one of those filler-ocs when you want to shift your focus to a different point rather then focusing entirely on one section. He's from Australia and is FTM. Also pan :>

Monty used to have a wife(Margret) but she kinda got killed (oof r.i.p margret 18/05/25-19/05/25). Also has some mid injuries from the same thing that oofed said wife and frequent nightmares+flashbacks bc trauma

As well as a part of the main group, Monty also has two other main friends, JJ and Jackx

To find Travis' background scroll until you find my idea for a game on my profile ^ ^

I JUST FOUND OUT I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH MEWTOW IM SOBBING😭😭😭😭

I AM GENUINELY TWEAKING HAT TRICK IS LIKE THE BEST FNAF SONG IVE HEARD AND WHEN I TELL YOU I'VE BEEN SO EXCITED ABOUT IT ALL DAY BC LIKE THE MINUTE I WOKE UP MY BRAIN WAS JUST GOING "ITS TODAY ITS TODAY ITS TODAY-"