After Rewatching Joker Tonight I Have Tried To Pay Attention To Everything Important Noted By The Clown

Am I funny yet

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

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!! we just got Hawks’ name reveal so here’s a quick kanji breakdown of the meanings: 

His name is Takami Keigo ( 鷹見 啓悟)

Takami: 鷹 Hawk 見 see, hopes, chances, idea, opinion, look at, visible

Keigo: 啓 Disclose, open, say (part of compounds: enlightenment, development, edification, public awareness, illumination, education, inspiration) 悟 enlightenment, perceive, discern, realize, understand (part of compounds: wisdom, understanding, enlightenment)

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

Get you a boyfriend/girlfriend who doesn't look at you the way Winnie the Pooh looks at an oppressive totalitarian regime

Just introducing y'all to my religion.

there is only one religion and it’s this

So Joker is basically as clueless as Arthur, just more confident

Got any flirting hc for Arthur and joker?

Arthur:

- So, so shy.

- When he finally musters the courage to speak to you, he tries to flirt. (See: tries).

- But it comes off as a morbid, joke

- He could see how off put his flirtation made you so he excused himself and left in a hurry

- Arthur does research on flirting. He reads magazines, watches shows. He even writes them down in a new journal.

- He just wants to make sure he gets it right this time.

- Arthur tries so hard to get his flirting right so you won’t be uncomfortable this time

- He approaches you and flirts with you with all the confidence he has in his body

- Which comes off as awkward

- “Did it hurt? When you fell from...*Checks journal* Heaven?”

- You actually giggled this time. Which is what Arthur wanted.

Joker:

🃏 A cocky, sob, bastard.

🃏 Tells the dirtiest, flirtations to you. Something that Arthur could never do in his lifetime.

🃏 Flirtations he read from a Playboy Magazine and Penthouse Forum

🃏 You like his confidence but Joker was so full of himself most of the time it hurts.

🃏 Would still try flirting with you nonstop. Wherever he saw you, he will flirt with you. Even if it’s the fifth time that day.

🃏 But you listened because it would be rude not to. Even if there were a bunch of strangers watching you weirdly.

🃏 You sometimes giggle because again, he’s so full of himself and his overconfidence is funny to you.

This is not even exaggwrated lmao

someone: can I see your phone real quick?

me: yeaH JUST A SEC-

Guilty as we plead!

I made a thing because I adore his grin in this pic so much

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none