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NSFW Arthur Fleck/Joker Headcannons 🥰🤡🥵

he only has one testicle, he shot the other one off by accident. (i hear they’re taking auditions for the role of Joker’s remaining testicle in the sequel.)

he definitely has a cumsock, with all those nasty cut outs from porn magazines you can’t tell me otherwise.

speaking of the porn magazines, the reason why his family is so poor is because he spends all the money on his porn magazine subscription.

he would literally last -16 seconds when he fucks because he’s never had anyone diddle him before. he’s a fast nutter.

@arthurfleckcentral ily

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theawkwardarchaeopteryx

5 years ago

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

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theawkwardarchaeopteryx

5 years ago

Okay, I'm sold. I will not accept any other outcome than this.

I Wouldnt Expect Anything Less From Mr. Eugenics

i wouldnt expect anything less from mr. eugenics

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theawkwardarchaeopteryx

5 years ago

Same. Bury me amidst copies of the chapter he died in.

Poor Keigo lmao he’s trying to tell endeavour what’s happening but then Deku’s like “a reading suggestion from the No. 2? Yes please!” And hawks is just standing there like no child pls this is a bad book I just don’t want to die

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theawkwardarchaeopteryx

5 years ago

Lovin' it! The old, stain-ey look gives this nice artwork really the special something!

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theawkwardarchaeopteryx

5 years ago

Nicely done!

Joker 2019

The best movie of 2019

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theawkwardarchaeopteryx

5 years ago

Ngl I do this sonetimes and it really helps

❌ Saying "I'm so stupid" when you make a mistake: Incorrect. Doesn't encourage self-forgiveness and future growth.

✔ Saying "Arthur Fleck would still love me" when you make a mistake: Correct. Encourages self-forgiveness and future growth. Makes you think of Arthur Fleck.