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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

fresh, clean no-terf version for reblogs!

Your mom and aunts aren’t on tumblr.  Please warn them about this as well. 

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from the ability to finish their WIPs

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

Garfield is a gigachad.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

Jack: Have you seen Spot?

Davey: Who?

Jack: Short, strong, runs Brooklyn?

Davey: …

Jack: Looks like if Sunday was a person?

Davey: Oh yeah! He just left!

Crutchie: I think that the difference between us is that you like cars, whereas I wouldn’t know the difference between a Ford and a Honda if they both ran me over.

some of you may've heard about that fancy "bionic reading" typefont thats supposed to be easier for neurodivergent people to read (if you're unfamiliar, it bolds the first few letters of each word to make it easier to follow)

well guess what, its locked behind a $500 a month API to write in because fuck you!

introducing, Not Bionic Reading! it is literally just the bionic reading typefont but for free. god bless neocities

anyone who can, pls reblog!

Davey: Racetrack, if you’re reading this…

Jack: Can Race read?

Davey: Albert, if you’re reading this to Racetrack…

Jack: Can Albert read?

Davey:…

Davey: Spot-

For future reference.

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

Happy New Year ~

by Comicname

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