Sorry, I Could Never Be A Capitalist, I Suffer From “wanting Humans To Have Their Basic Needs Met”

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"Suddenly, I'm Respectable" By rainbowblue13 on Ao3 is the story you were looking for. I read that and IMMEDIATELY knew which one you ment so I went on a quest to find it and I did! Enjoy!

THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH YOU ARE NOW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED ❤️🧡💛💚💜💕💞💓💝💖💗

Jack: Have you seen Spot?

Davey: Who?

Jack: Short, strong, runs Brooklyn?

Davey: …

Jack: Looks like if Sunday was a person?

Davey: Oh yeah! He just left!

I've been inspired. Here are vape flavors (and brands) seth gordon would like and a couple he wouldn't:

He likes all green/sour apple flavors. doesn't matter the brand, geek bar, elfbar, that one time he tried a stlth bar from a canadian, he likes them all

He enjoys citrus flavors too, as long as they aren't too sweet. His personal favorite is a lime berry orange geek bar pulse x. He thinks it's just the right amount of sweet but it still tastes good

Can't stand cotton candy. Thinks it tastes like straight sugar and smells sickly sweet, like covering up bo with perfume

Isn't the hugest fan of other sweets flavors, but he can handle the blue razz ice geek bar skyview as long as it stays on soft or normal. none of that pulse shit or the flavors too strong

is a geek bar lover at heart. yeah he'll buy a different brand if he has to (usually an elfbar or a juul at the gas station if he's desperate) but his heart lies with geek bars. got excited when they started getting screens that light up and have cool shit because, well duh. pretends he doesn't care that much but he follows their releases

@codename-adler this ones for you pookie

Race: I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient and I’ll get to you shortly

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8- 12th Night

9- Romeo and Juliet

10- Macbeth

11- Hamlet

12- it depends if you take AP Lit or AP Lang

I’m in honors so this would change for the regualr classes

Edit: so apparently I can take AP Lang junior year, and we don't read any shakespeare, so, fun

For science:

I’d like to see which Shakespeare plays people were required to read in high school (not that you chose to read, but ones that were actually assigned and discussed), so reblog or comment!

Sawyer's more than the show stealer. They are the show. Everyone just got distracted

THE FINAL CHAPTER OF COLLISION COURSE IS UP!!

It’s a Dad Regular Date and it is purely sweet and happy, okay!

Thank you all for sticking with me and supporting this story!!

But like how will you ever know what will really happen? This is all just theoretical. I’ll do it with you

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?