Davey: I Have An Eidetic Memory.

Hot take: Neil Josten is not an unreliable narrator, and every reason people who thinks he is is because of his personality and the way the books are written. aftg is written in third person limited. so of course if Neil isn't paying attention to something or doesn't care about it, that piece of info won't be included. But that's just the nature of that point of view. that doesn't make him an unreliable narrator, that makes him human, with priorities and goals. the only part that could be unreliable is that he chooses to actively not think about things, therefore depriving the audience of key information. like his actual name, his natural looks, etc. though once again, I'm not sure this makes him unreliable, I think it makes him human. people don't tend to think about things they don't like about themselves or their loves, so it stands to reason that those pieces of info would be omitted from the narrative. because in the end, even though it's written in third person, it's still Neil's thoughts and it's still him telling the story.

I'm trying to distract myself from The Horrors so please ask me literally anything I beg of you

*At the doctor’s office*

Romeo: Any news?

Doctor: Just waiting for your x-ray.

Romeo: But I’ve never dated anyone named ray.

Doctor:

Doctor: And we might do a brain scan as well.

I've been inspired. Here are vape flavors (and brands) seth gordon would like and a couple he wouldn't:

He likes all green/sour apple flavors. doesn't matter the brand, geek bar, elfbar, that one time he tried a stlth bar from a canadian, he likes them all

He enjoys citrus flavors too, as long as they aren't too sweet. His personal favorite is a lime berry orange geek bar pulse x. He thinks it's just the right amount of sweet but it still tastes good

Can't stand cotton candy. Thinks it tastes like straight sugar and smells sickly sweet, like covering up bo with perfume

Isn't the hugest fan of other sweets flavors, but he can handle the blue razz ice geek bar skyview as long as it stays on soft or normal. none of that pulse shit or the flavors too strong

is a geek bar lover at heart. yeah he'll buy a different brand if he has to (usually an elfbar or a juul at the gas station if he's desperate) but his heart lies with geek bars. got excited when they started getting screens that light up and have cool shit because, well duh. pretends he doesn't care that much but he follows their releases

@codename-adler this ones for you pookie

👏🏼Screw 👏🏼Ace 👏🏼Phobia

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

some of you may've heard about that fancy "bionic reading" typefont thats supposed to be easier for neurodivergent people to read (if you're unfamiliar, it bolds the first few letters of each word to make it easier to follow)

well guess what, its locked behind a $500 a month API to write in because fuck you!

introducing, Not Bionic Reading! it is literally just the bionic reading typefont but for free. god bless neocities

anyone who can, pls reblog!

HEY FUN CHALLENGE

reblog this if u agree triggering people is wrong, even if you don’t think their trigger is ‘that bad’/real/valid in your (wrong) opinion.