Specs: I Want Kids So Bad

Romeo: Do you think animals try to fit in and be relatable with their friends? Like do you think a cow is like “haha ya grass is rad!” but cries at night?

Race: Try to look good for the cameras okay?

Spot: The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.

Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community

Spot: I refuse to answer your calls and only your calls.

Jack: Seriously?

Spot: Seriously.

Spot: Race calls? I answer. Davey calls? I answer. You call? I throw my phone away as far as I can.

Jack: So only about a foot then?

Spot: This is why I don't answer your calls.

Davey: And what do we say in these situations?

Jack: My anxiety may be chronic but this ass is iconic

Clearly you’re mistaken cuz you’re definitely the cutest and the bestest and the most amazing and the sweetest and the awesomest and the smartest and I love you 💕 💕💕

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

Sniper: “I’m a people person” says every outgoing person

Smalls: “I’m a geese goose” says every outgoing goose

Race: “I’m a meese moose” says every outgoing moose

Sniper:

Smalls:

Race:

Sniper: What the fu-

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