Race: Destroy The Idea That I Will Ever Calm Down

Hey y’all!!!

Just wanted to say that my asks are open for anyone, whether you wanna talk, say hi, ask a question, or thoroughly confuse me, i’m available!!!

(also i’m debating if i still want to continue with the text posts so if anyone has any opinions on that)

ask away!!!!!

Spot: Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole? Find out on the next episode of “I think the fuck not”

Today is the only day you can reblog this

8- 12th Night

9- Romeo and Juliet

10- Macbeth

11- Hamlet

12- it depends if you take AP Lit or AP Lang

I’m in honors so this would change for the regualr classes

Edit: so apparently I can take AP Lang junior year, and we don't read any shakespeare, so, fun

For science:

I’d like to see which Shakespeare plays people were required to read in high school (not that you chose to read, but ones that were actually assigned and discussed), so reblog or comment!

Beardrew!!!!

reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog

Movie theater: Please silence your phones.

Elmer, who hasn’t taken his phone off vibrate since 2012: *double checks*

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

Race: Spot isn't an asshole. He just...doesn't place much stock in politeness

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.