I Literally Laughed So Hard I Choked 🤣🤣🤣

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

All you gotta do is sign 💖

"Suddenly, I'm Respectable" By rainbowblue13 on Ao3 is the story you were looking for. I read that and IMMEDIATELY knew which one you ment so I went on a quest to find it and I did! Enjoy!

THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH YOU ARE NOW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED ❤️🧡💛💚💜💕💞💓💝💖💗

I- Yes. I love squirmels

reblog this if you want a random newsie to try to sell you a worm on a string.

And there are no experts so they find the closest thing. They find a man and he goes “I once saw someone write a book in a year” and we’re like “yeah, everyone’s seen someone write a book in a year!”

But this is an AUTHOR loose in a WORD PROCESSOR

I love the ambiguity of the term ‘WIP’. Is it a project in it’s third draft? A final draft being queried? An idea I came up with six months ago and haven’t written anything about yet? You don’t know. Nobody knows. 

Hey y’all!!!

Just wanted to say that my asks are open for anyone, whether you wanna talk, say hi, ask a question, or thoroughly confuse me, i’m available!!!

(also i’m debating if i still want to continue with the text posts so if anyone has any opinions on that)

ask away!!!!!

Thanks @i-need-more-sleepzzz !!!

f - Fish and Chips by Grace Kelly and Leo P

a - A Musical (Something Rotten)

n - No Roots by Alice Merton

c - Church Bells by Carrie Underwood

y - YOUTH by Troy Sivan

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c - Carrying the Banner (Newsies)

l - Larger Than Life by Pinkzebra

a - Applause by Lady Gaga

m - Me and My Broken Heart by Rixton

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w - Whistle (While Your Work It) by Katy Tiz

i - If I Die Young by The Band Perry

t - Tonight Tonight by Hot Chelle Rae

h - Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani

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a - Afraid by the Neighborhood

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p - Partner in Crime (Tuck Everlasting)

o - Once and For All (Newsies)

y - Your Love is My Drug by Ke$ha

l - Lalala by Y2K and bbno$

e - Early Sunsets Over Monroeville by MCR

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i - Irresistible by Fall Out Boy

n - Nicest Kids in Town (Hairspray)

s - Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows by Lesley Gore

i - Immortals by Fall Out Boy

d- death bed by Powfu and beabadoobee

e - Eclipse by Pink Floyd

tags: @irlkingofnewyork @agentsnickers @gendistic42 @timetogoslumming @newsiesasvines @newsies-hit-da-streets and anyone else who wants to!!

(This took an hour from memory I hope you're satisfied 😂)

tagged by @kurtsiehummel!! thank !!

rules: spell out your url with song titles and tag 10 (ish) people.

v - vegas lights - panic! at the disco

i - i think we’re alone now - green day cover

o - oh noel - i don’t know how but they found me

l - lonely world - moses sumney

e - egg and soldiers - cosmo sheldrake

t - trying - cavetown

d - don’t bother calling - moses sumney

a - american attraction - anti-flag

n - nobody - hozier

d - death of a bachelor - panic! at the disco

e - everybody loves me - onerepublic

l - like real people do - hozier

i - if i were you - claud

o - on my own - tessa violet

n - not a phase - jessie paege

s - smoke signals - cavetown ft tessa violet

i’ve literally been waiting for someone to tag me in this cuz i love talking about my music taste djshfgkgj

tagging @cxsmospooks , @dragon-hair , @your-lover-crutchie , @luv-ya-hun , @crutchie-mcrris , @imqueerwitch , @joyfultimetravelbanana , @pickledcrofterss , @bisexual–mothman , and anyone else who wants to (y’all don’t have to do it if u don’t want to or if you’ve already done it lmao)

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

i mean this in the meanest way possible, if you as a leftist, in an attempt to 'punish' the democrats, either didn't vote or voted for a third party, go fuck yourself. you chose your own self righteousness over actually doing good.