How Do You Protect Yourself From Being Stalked Online By Your Parents?

I'm trying to distract myself from The Horrors so please ask me literally anything I beg of you

Race: Spot isn't an asshole. He just...doesn't place much stock in politeness

All you gotta do is sign 💖

"Suddenly, I'm Respectable" By rainbowblue13 on Ao3 is the story you were looking for. I read that and IMMEDIATELY knew which one you ment so I went on a quest to find it and I did! Enjoy!

THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH YOU ARE NOW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED ❤️🧡💛💚💜💕💞💓💝💖💗

Let's be clear for a second. I'm only reblogging this so I can rant later with the help of some friends to proof read because I'm going to be misspelling a lot from the blatant ignorance. I love y'all dont forget that but imma set some things straight in a week or 2

You’re panphobic? Not cool. Actually, it’s kinda nasty. Pansexuals and Bisexuals are both valid. If you’re bi and panphobic or pan and biphobic You. Are. Dumb.

...okay. if you are bi and panphobic that’s called having common sense. pansexuals are inherently biphobic by definition. if you can’t accept that then leave my blog, bro.

gay men who don’t acknowledge trans men as actual men

Spot: When you share really personal shit about yourself and it’s fine in the moment and you feel good but then a few hours later you’re like “why did I say that?!?!” And your brain is literally flickering the lights on and off saying “Welcome to hell!!! Welcome to hell!!!”

Jack: So it turns out the answer to my problem wasn’t at the bottom of this pint of ice cream but the important thing is that I tried.

"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it

And there are no experts so they find the closest thing. They find a man and he goes “I once saw someone write a book in a year” and we’re like “yeah, everyone’s seen someone write a book in a year!”

But this is an AUTHOR loose in a WORD PROCESSOR

I love the ambiguity of the term ‘WIP’. Is it a project in it’s third draft? A final draft being queried? An idea I came up with six months ago and haven’t written anything about yet? You don’t know. Nobody knows. 

I literally laughed so hard I choked 🤣🤣🤣

@kazoosies Can I get the official kazoosies stamp of approval or is this just sin?