As Gravity Falls Reenters The Void, And The Inevitably Of Fanfiction Begins To Recirculate, There Is

do you guys know about scp 426 bc i swear it is my favorite thing on planet earth

like is that not so funny

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Happy 9th anniversary Undertale

Read the poem and couldnt not do a little something about it !

“my sentient sword came out to me as transmasc, i mean, talk about un-she/they-ing your blade!”

It's funny that Cross is the only one of the Bad Guys who comes from a separate AU rather than the Undertale timeline. The former classics probably have a bunch of literally common memories. It can be awkward for Cross. At the same time, they were all engaged in science. Cross may start to consider himself the stupidest person on the team, because he's the only one who hasn't studied the space-time continuum. At least, this also applies to their boss. He doesn't know how many books Nightmare has read.

percy jackson canonically loves led zepplin, driving, basketball, and is a terrible singer. he loves his mom more than anyone (except wifey), he brags about his bad dance moves, he knows about technology and social media but doesn’t know how to use it for the life of him, he knows a bunch of random trivia (from annabeth), and he makes horrible cheesy jokes every 3.5 seconds.

i fear he is in fact a suburban white dad

Time to share this freak here.

Yup, this guy's made the rounds a few times on other sites, now he lives here.

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These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

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Reader: watching my hero academia

Sans: flinching every time deku breaks his bones “I swear to fuck. No one, and I mean NO ONE show this to papyrus. I don’t know if he will get more reckless or get really worried”

Red: “i fuckin’ like that bakugou. Kids a shit. But like. Fuck yeah blast kid”

Blue: “BUT DID YOU SEE HOW AMAZING ALL MIGHT IS?! OH MY GOD I SHOULD GO TO THE GYM SO I CAN BE THAT STRONG”

Horror: mumbling mostly to himself. But he gets really withdrawn and quiet when you get to the episode with moonfish and he needs some clear comfort later in the night

Killer: grinning wildly every time toga attacks “fuck yeah! Stab stab! Go go!”

Dust: he says nothing mostly. But he seems very fixated on todoroki and the progress he makes. And from then on he tries a little too. To talk more. Just to you.

Nightmare: he is grinning to himself watching both kirogiri and all for one. Clearly pleased with how they portray the villains in this show

Error: he rolls his eyes. Making comments about it being boring and for kids and such. But he hasn’t moved from your side and at some point started to lean into you

Cross: his eyelights are stuck on shigaraki and the more the show progresses. The more you learn about him and his past. The more pale and disassociating cross starts to become until you grab his hand. Grounding him. He gives you a quiet but relived smile and focuses on the show. Choosing to focus on anyone else

Sci: “I swear the more I watch the more I have started to relate to recovery girl. I too understand that pain madam”