percy jackson canonically loves led zepplin, driving, basketball, and is a terrible singer. he loves his mom more than anyone (except wifey), he brags about his bad dance moves, he knows about technology and social media but doesn’t know how to use it for the life of him, he knows a bunch of random trivia (from annabeth), and he makes horrible cheesy jokes every 3.5 seconds.
i fear he is in fact a suburban white dad
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This design was inspired by hexcia's and thaltro's design of Dream
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I got hit with the vision of Nightmare trying to recruit the DanceTale version of MTT once, only to get his ass beaten because that guy doesn't have enough whimsy to sway with the music.
Imagine in DanceTale people have to engage in a dance battle when triggering a fight. No choice, gotta tango.
Nightmare isn't actual royalty, he never got any training, and he doesn't have a natural inclination for it. He was made to climb trees and he still has the base body of a six yo underneath the goop since Passive died around that time. Buddy is cooked. He doesn't even hear the boss music until it hits him in the face.
Also, for the style of dancing of each member (from a non expert who can only describe the vibes):
Killer probably has something elegant and old style. Ballroom dancing kinda guy. The kind a royal like Chara would have been taught.
Dust has something that doesn't require physical contact. Probably something like breakdancing like og Dance!Sans. It actually would be especially interesting if he was never able to switch styles. He would hate that.
And Horror would have something like Tango, where you're uncomfortably close to your opponent. Specifically because he's a sadistic fuck and he would enjoy making his enemies squirm.
Atsushi: Why did you save me?
Kyouka: Because you saved me first. Which clearly gave you a tactical advantage I do not understand.
Atsushi: It wasn’t a tactic. I just couldn’t let you die.
Kyouka: Why? I was trying to destroy you when we met.
Atsushi: Because I’m a Detective, a member of the Armed Detective Agency. And that’s not about taking care of yourself. It’s about taking responsibility for other people.
Kyouka: Hm…wise words.
i feel like glass had worn one of those teacher cardigans once while he was a therapist and that thing basically possessed him. he used to tighten that thing whenever he got upset, he'd always pull out the "never in my YEARS of being a therapist-" whenever someone said something outrageous and he started to always eat those fuckass shake salads and then crunch loudly while eating them. so the cardigan had to go. the reckless trio MAY have had something to do with it as well
Remake tehe
Idk but i had this post and 4-5 people were like DREDGE REF OMG
I didn't know what dredge so i searched up lol
Ugliest fishes ive ever seen, sorry if the size is different
My name isn't actually Onyx. I'd have to hunt down someone named Onyx irl and eat them
SweetHoneyRose... Soo Honey and Rose...
What 2 bad I think...
true story!
i had a thought of "do people not know what AUs are anymore?" and then i remembered nobody explains fandom stuff to new people anymore so it is entirely plausible people genuinely don't know what AUs are and nobody has explained it to them, so for today's lucky 10,000:
"AU" stands for "Alternate Universe" or "Alternative Universe" (same difference) and is basically any thought scenario for a fandom that isn't canon and can't fit within the canon universe. If it takes place in the canon universe but something is notably different, that is typically what's known as a "Canon divergent AU," because it diverges from canon.
an AU can be absolutely anything. There's a couple of widespread pan-fandom au scenarios that often get thrown around, like coffee shop aus, genderbend aus, hanahaki aus (hanahaki is a whole thing in itself i'd recommend researching on your own), etc. One you might hear sometimes is "crossover AU" which is when you have characters from one fandom interacting with characters from another.
You can have as many aus as you want. They can be whatever you want and you can do whatever you want in them. It's a sandbox for you to play around in and explore how things would be different or how the characters would act in those circumstances or environments. Maybe they have different relationships with each other. Maybe they behave slightly differently. Or you can just say "Okay, [x] is true. How did they get here? How would things have to be different for this to occur?" which can also be fun.
If you are ever confused about why people ship something that seems completely out of the blue or doesn't make sense to you in the canon setting, there's a good chance they like it in an AU setting! Not everything everybody is interacting with is necessarily the canon! Not everybody wants things to exist in canon and just want to explore playing dolls in a different sandbox and that's okay. And their sandbox might look a lot different than yours, and that's also okay. You have the freedom to make your sandbox whatever you please. Do whatever you want forever. Get funky with it. AUs are fun.
Okay that's my schpeal. everybody go have fun and play nice now.