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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words w- ow!

Hey wh- OW!!

Dude STOP-

OWshi- OW! STOP!!

I shouldn’t have told you my weakness is sticks and stones-

OW!!

Reall. Sometimes I feel like one of the only people in my grade who has never used chatgpt or anything similar

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

Go play Dream BBQ

So I saw this post recently about a trans person shooting laserbeams out of their eyes at a bigot and in the notes there was someone saying "omg what if all genders had superpowers?" so here's my list:

Cis(male): turning random weapon shaped sticks and rocks into actual weapons. Also talk to fish.

Cis(female): the tips of their fingertips are like tasers. And telepathic stares.

Nonbinary: invisibility. Toggle on and off when social battery is charged.

Trans(masc): heat vision

Trans(fem): ice vision

Bigender: duplication (only once)

Agender: phase through solid objects.

Genderfluid: can turn into any liquid.

Demi: pulling/pushing objects around them. Almost like a magnet but for everything.

Genderqueer: mind control.

If there's any I missed feel free to add in the notes! Sorry but my brain is a little fried rn.

Happy 9th anniversary Undertale

Read the poem and couldnt not do a little something about it !

my darling son sushi who has 8 mental illnesses and 4 dollars to his name

it was not on wheat...

Reader: watching my hero academia

Sans: flinching every time deku breaks his bones “I swear to fuck. No one, and I mean NO ONE show this to papyrus. I don’t know if he will get more reckless or get really worried”

Red: “i fuckin’ like that bakugou. Kids a shit. But like. Fuck yeah blast kid”

Blue: “BUT DID YOU SEE HOW AMAZING ALL MIGHT IS?! OH MY GOD I SHOULD GO TO THE GYM SO I CAN BE THAT STRONG”

Horror: mumbling mostly to himself. But he gets really withdrawn and quiet when you get to the episode with moonfish and he needs some clear comfort later in the night

Killer: grinning wildly every time toga attacks “fuck yeah! Stab stab! Go go!”

Dust: he says nothing mostly. But he seems very fixated on todoroki and the progress he makes. And from then on he tries a little too. To talk more. Just to you.

Nightmare: he is grinning to himself watching both kirogiri and all for one. Clearly pleased with how they portray the villains in this show

Error: he rolls his eyes. Making comments about it being boring and for kids and such. But he hasn’t moved from your side and at some point started to lean into you

Cross: his eyelights are stuck on shigaraki and the more the show progresses. The more you learn about him and his past. The more pale and disassociating cross starts to become until you grab his hand. Grounding him. He gives you a quiet but relived smile and focuses on the show. Choosing to focus on anyone else

Sci: “I swear the more I watch the more I have started to relate to recovery girl. I too understand that pain madam”

I'm reading Light for the first time and Michael Grant is so unserious. He gave this alien-demon-child every power under the sun but also made her nearsighted. I'm cackling.

Please, hold my yuri for a moment