Started The Day Off Nervous About Over-booping But Atp Anyone Who Crosses My Dash With The Feature On

They? What are we eating?

do people not know the 5 minute rule????? if there is something “wrong” with someone’s appearance and it can’t be fixed in 5 minutes don’t tell them!!!! don’t be an ass!!! food in someones teeth? sure! let them know! wrinkled shirt? smudged makeup? messy hair? yes! talk to the person if you want! tattoos/tattoo placement? crooked nose? obnoxious laugh? shut the fuck up!!!! don’t make someone selfconscious about something they can’t fix!!!! dont be a dick!!!

Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

"local quests near me"

"quests to complete nearby"

"quests available in my city"

"nearest quest board google maps"

"beginner side quests in my neighborhood"

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This is why you should spend less time posting OnLine and more time posting on the quest board!!!

Example:

Seeking a brave adventurer to fetch me one 5lbs bag of all purpose flour. Reward: A batch of fresh homemade snickerdoodles.

This could be the world we live in, but alas! You squander your time on this mortal plane! Imagine the baked goods we could have shared! Perhaps... in another life.

who can relate

Title: Pup Speak

Summary: Kal Cavill and Dodger Evans trade observations about their masters

*No permission is given for reposting my work, copying it, ideas or parts it and claiming it as your own*

Warning: it’s fluffy but mentions of NSFW behavior

Author’s Note: Ok I did something. I’ve had this idea for awhile that I wanted to write a story about Henry Cavill and Chris Evans and their dogs, Kal and Dodger. The idea was suppose to be the dogs talking to each other about their masters’ antics; basically a Look Who’s Talking story but with dogs. I mentioned it to @littlefreya and after some shitposting to each other, I rearranged some stuff and turned it into this silly little edit. It’s not the story I originally meant but I thought it was hilarious just the same and I hope it makes you guys laugh too.

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Ok, but if it were Tony you’d have the short coved too 😂

Coming into a fandom late

it fucks me up when republicans go “your HARD EARNED TAX DOLLARS are going to a POOR PERSON so they don’t DIE OF A CURABLE ILLNESS” like it’s a bad thing. okay ? i’d prefer they do that over paying for a local police station’s state of the art war crime machine

20 "we are each other's safe place" romance prompts:

(feeling emo now that I'm officially back :') feel free to useee and tag me when yall write!!)

holding each other close in silence

yearning for just one hug after being separated for so so long... </3

"i can't seem to take neither my eyes, nor my mind off of you, [name]." :'')

noticing that bright smile of theirs after you compliment them. [my heart. omds]

them rushing into your embrace after a long day

"let me ask my partner." or,

"oh, my partner at home is waiting for me, i better get going :)"

being ur partner's mum's favorite, hehehe

^ "ma... how come they're getting head rubs from you often while i rarely do?"

sulking to get attention from them and they get cuteness aggression over you (> < my cuteness aggress. for mr. japan goes crazy guys!!)

being you comes easy with them ♡

being emotionally available to one another, and having each other and knowing you're not alone <3

when they're affirmative and expect affirmations from you <communication is the best trope>

cuddling and cozying up together, being all physical but not sexual ツ✰

them wrapping their hand around yours whenever walking together

when it's their smile, that's just enough to brighten your day :')

loving and living and actually looking forward to tomorrow with them,

^ "you make me want to be a better person."

"smile for me" or, "twirl for me" :))

searching for each other in a crowded rooms, finding each other everywhere (this is just love guys, top tier.)