That one person who is completely useless and posts nothing whatsoever :):
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i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime
reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot
Hi guys! I wrote a poem about writer's block. Here it is!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ah ah ah ah ah fuuuuuuuuuuuuu suf;uqEW;FOew'odn;OEWFN feeSDAKL;LSANF, ZCPOJ,;lf feijnklf l,ef'dekpo . goddamnit. kill me. fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i need sleep
*bows* thank you.
Nobody should make you feel like a burden for demanding respect.
Nobody should make you feel like a burden for demanding to be gendered correctly.
Nobody should make you feel like a burden for demanding people pronounce your name correctly.
Nobody should make you feel like a burden for setting boundaries or refusing to do something that makes you uncomfortable.
Nobody should make you feel like a burden for expressing your feelings or emotions.
Everytime this is reblogged, JK Rowling steps on a lego
so-called "free thinkers" when there's a boop button
One of the most life-changing things I ever learned came from Mythbusters, where they tested and proved (with cognitive testing puzzles and reaction time tests) that lying down and resting with the intention to sleep STILL provided significant mental benefits over just staying awake, even if a person couldn’t fall asleep in the amount of time they had.
It helps me to actually sleep to know that just lying down with my eyes closed is still doing me some good, and helps me to not freak out/beat myself up when I stay up later than intended. Any amount of rest is better than no rest!
So if you didn’t know that…now you do
you know how sometimes you see a shape from a distance and hope it's a cat or other small pettable animal. but it turns out to be just a plastic bag or something. well that's sort of what just happened to me, except for some reason i decided it must be a gargoyle statue someone had decided to abandon on the side of the road. so i think i may have just had a truly unique human experience.
Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical
to you, it’s a shitty sentence. to some random bitch 500 miles away, it’s a fire line that’ll haunt them for the next 17 years.
you don’t know how impactful your writing is because it’s been in your brain for far too long now. you’ve stared at it for hours and repeated “this sucks” over and over again to the point that you killed your capacity to feel anything about your work.
but trust me, once you get your shit out there, someone’s gonna go over that paragraph you hate and go “jesus fucking christ” and put the book down to have an existential crisis.
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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.
Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.
He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’
Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.
Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom
Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃
if there's one thing we can learn from this booping experience it's that we need to give people notes and interact with them for tumblr to be fun and thriving
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
spring
we need a universal grocery classification system like the dewey decimal to aid in shelving, so i don’t have to figure out whether you think maple syrup goes with the sauces, breakfast foods, jams, or condiments
— David Cronenberg, Consumed
remus: men have prostates in their ass for a reason.
sirius: you used to be shy, now you’re a whore.
remus: character development.
do i have a crap ton of math homework to do? Also yes
Am I still here booping anyone and everyone I come across? Of course
idk if Tumblr will keep the boops going after today, but through the power of discord emoji, you can boop your friends in a server. or idk, paste them in someone's askbox.