Coming Into A Fandom Late

you know how sometimes you see a shape from a distance and hope it's a cat or other small pettable animal. but it turns out to be just a plastic bag or something. well that's sort of what just happened to me, except for some reason i decided it must be a gargoyle statue someone had decided to abandon on the side of the road. so i think i may have just had a truly unique human experience.

it fucks me up when republicans go “your HARD EARNED TAX DOLLARS are going to a POOR PERSON so they don’t DIE OF A CURABLE ILLNESS” like it’s a bad thing. okay ? i’d prefer they do that over paying for a local police station’s state of the art war crime machine

Why Did They Come?

spring

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

Hello! Which one person you are exactly?

I am that one person. That’s it, just that one weird person who does nothing, ever.

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(