"local quests near me"
"quests to complete nearby"
"quests available in my city"
"nearest quest board google maps"
"beginner side quests in my neighborhood"
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This is why you should spend less time posting OnLine and more time posting on the quest board!!!
Example:
Seeking a brave adventurer to fetch me one 5lbs bag of all purpose flour. Reward: A batch of fresh homemade snickerdoodles.
This could be the world we live in, but alas! You squander your time on this mortal plane! Imagine the baked goods we could have shared! Perhaps... in another life.
The snail looks exactly the same too 🐌
Found this, had to get it back out there
i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
JDHSKXHSK I’M LOSING IT OVER THIS
Aww 😍 🐧 so cute ☺️ Please let him help 😂😍
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
Someone's trying to follow me and my mom home, Jesus Christ this is terrifying
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
That one person who is completely useless and posts nothing whatsoever :):
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