Tanuki-tsuki - Tanuki Tsuki

He was a pain in the ass in the other routes I’m not ready lie😭😭

Grabber, to each new kid he kidnaps: So, what is the 411?

Grabber: What has everybody been up to? What is the new hot gossip? Tell me everything. What are you guys listening to? What's the cool jams?

I love dilfs

me as a kidnapped child when the grabber comes downstairs wearing a red turtleneck, a polyester bowling shirt, and an obnoxiously large signet ring

All in favour of reimagining Six/Stanley as a loving adoptive dad say aye.

i love listening to MUSIC!!!!!! and imagining things happening

heres a fun little tid bit I've gotten into dnd recently and I've been (very very) slowly putting together a campaign based on ghost lore I don't have much since I've been stuck on the mechanics but yeah if I make any progress I will share.

Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.

Finney: …McLovin.

Grabber: …McLovin?

Finney: Yeah.

Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.

Finney: I had to pick on the spot!

Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?

Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.

Grabber:

Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!

Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!

Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?

Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?

Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!

Finney: Fuck you!

Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?

Finney: No, I am McLovin.

Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!