Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.
Finney: …McLovin.
Grabber: …McLovin?
Finney: Yeah.
Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.
Finney: I had to pick on the spot!
Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?
Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.
Grabber:
Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!
Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!
Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?
Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?
Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!
Finney: Fuck you!
Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?
Finney: No, I am McLovin.
Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!
most underrated scene in american psycho is when patrick is about to strangle that guy but he just thinks patrick is trying to fuck him and starts trying to kiss him back and patrick gets so homophobic that he just leaves
the omen twins
Use the term “touch grass” to indicate that someone needs to go outside; use the term “touch grace” to indicate that they need to seek out beauty beyond mortal comprehension in the form of the Veiled Monarch, Lord of Leyndell & last of all kings
The lads bc I've been working on so much writing as of late and "book 1" of BITE is complete so I'm excited woo yeeah (unrelated update also below)
im also making progress on my trio as well, they got flat colors done now cheers Morgott, again, took the longest lol Eleina is like 3 layers. Skin, Clothing, hair, while lancer n morgott both got a min of 10 layers for their stuff
Let me marry the old goat you cowards!
if your video game f/o is a boss fight, imagine them being proud of you when you defeat them, no matter how many tries it takes!!!
they can’t help but gush over how strong you’ve gotten, and they’re so thrilled at how far you’ve come! they’re always excited whenever you come in to fight them, and they love testing your skills!
Carl: Hey, my dad’s been really annoying lately, so do you wanna come over and help me mess with him?
Negan: HOLY SHIT! How the fuck did you get in here, kid!?
Carl: I’m in your walls. Anyways, you gonna help me or not?
Negan: Uh, I - I mean, yeah, sure, I guess
#Relapsed (insp.)