I Love Dilfs

Hamish Linklater in 10 Things We Should Do Before We Break Up (2020)

I love tumblr

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

rise and shine, whores. there's blasphemy and legs to spread.

Fellow Ghoulings of the Church! Please remember to follow safety precautions when going to Rituals this year!

Vaccinate, Boost, Mask, and Sanitize!

Hail Satan!

NO ANYONE BUT HIM

guys, look, the next tumblr sexyman just dropped!

Use the term “touch grass” to indicate that someone needs to go outside; use the term “touch grace” to indicate that they need to seek out beauty beyond mortal comprehension in the form of the Veiled Monarch, Lord of Leyndell & last of all kings

Imagine being Amanda

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

Imagine being a vampire living in one of the castles Claudia and Louis searched. You’re in the middle of your decades long nap, and suddenly there’s some random teenage girl throwing the lid of your coffin open and firing question after question in your language (albeit broken and heavily accented) while a man that’s visibly teetering on the edge of his sanity awkwardly stands behind her.