Heres A Fun Little Tid Bit I've Gotten Into Dnd Recently And I've Been (very Very) Slowly Putting Together

I just wanna have sex like this, it's not much

Penelope is a happy woman

Commission

Head empty except for thoughts of them 🤌

death as neither a kindly figure nor a grim spectre but as a funny little skeleton running around brandishing his scythe and going "i'm gonna getcha! i'm gonna getcha!" in a gremlin voice

🩷🔪🌸🖤🎀⛓️

Grabber: where’s the boy?

Max: he went out.

Grabber: he’s kidnapped.

Max: …are they not allowed out when they’re kidnapped?

Isn't it funky how the iliad starts with a daughter returned to her father alive and ends with a son returned to his father dead. Isn't that crazy

hey tobias hear me out everyone thinks ur going to brutally murder copia right you know with the whole caligula theory and stuff but what if… hear me out here… what if u just hype everyone up for it and then announce that hes going on vacation in the bahamas, huh? wouldnt that be just a silly little fun thing to do? a little gotcha! for the fans, yknow?

HEAR ME OUT GUYS-