This Is Me On A Year And A Half Of Dear Evan Hansen -sleep Deprived -obsessed -picking Up Bad Habits

you know I find it funny how all the canon hellaverse asexuals are in positions of power in some way (mammon: deadly sin, octavia: ars goetia, alastor: overlord)

this is a metaphor for how asexuals are very powerful and you should beware of us

William Finn wya

We need you for something

In Trousers revival where all Marvin does the whole time is sob and roll around on the floor and scream that he hates his mother

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POTC PHASE COMING BACK TO ME

late but

happy Trina Thursday! and also Jason Jfriday 😎

happy whizzer wedensday,,, whizz,,er ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whizzer i love.yuo,

fucking hollywood, man

one kind of funny thing about the dear evan hansen movie is that even though the wealth gap between the hansen’s and the murphy’s is supposed to be like, one of the story’s central conflicts, they still do the hollywood thing where they just loudly declare a character is poor even though they’re wearing expensive clothes and they live in a nice house and they own the newest model of iphone. like. yes absolutely i believe this kid is so poor and lonely that he needs to deceive a grieving family for companionship. i know he lives in a well decorated two-story and dresses like he’s on his way to church at all times, but his mom asked him apply to scholarships! damning evidence, clearly.

Random Incorrect DEH Quotes I Found While Poking Around (Pt. Three) :

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Alana: Going to plan B, then?

Jared: Technically, this would be plan G.

Zoe: How many plans even are there?? Is there, like, a plan M???

Evan: Yeah, but Jared dies in plan M.

Connor: I like plan M.

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Connor: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Zoe: "Rude."

Jared: "Not again."

Evan: "Are you going to want this back?"

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Dr. Sherman: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments!

Evan: My what now

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And now

KLEINSEN

Jared: Hey there, Acorn.

Evan: Not this again. That joke is so old.

Jared: What? Are you NUTS? That joke will never get old!

Evan: It just did.

Jared: Aw, did I cashew in a bad mood?

Evan: I'm actually wishing death on someone other than myself for once. Oh, Wow.

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Zoe: I don't understand why you get so upset when I go on dates with Evan.

Jared, a secret homosexual: Because he's my best friend! Ugh, you don't get it!

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Evan: I like both boys and girls, and yet I'm still single.

Connor: I guess your just destined to be bi-yourself.

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Connor: Rules were meant to be broken.

Alana: They were meant to be followed. Nothing is meant to be broken.

Zoe: Uh, piñatas?

Evan: Glow sticks.

Miguel: Karate boards?

Jared: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Connor: Rules.

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Connor: I like my boys like I like my girls.

Zoe:

Alana:

Evan:

Jared:

Miguel:

Connor: That's it.

Connor: That's the joke.

Connor: I'm bi.

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Heidi: You're grounded, no TV!

Evan: The TV is broken-

Heidi: Then, no computer!

Evan: But I need the computer for therapy notes-

Heidi, looking around the room for something she can take away: Then, uh, no Jared!

Evan: No Jared??!

Heidi: No Jared!!

I've been thinking about this recently 😭

"life is lonley, life is rotten, and thankfully short, thankfully short, thankfully SHORT!"

"...like Marvin!"

and

"Short insomiacssssss and a teeny-tiny band!" how I love you

also I am just constantly thinking about Chip Zien's Marvin, almost every hour of every day. thank you

Chip Zien: *is in a William Finn musical*

William Finn writing the lyrics: 🎶 He is SO fucking SHORT 🎶

While I'm on my uploading spree, consider: scruffy, sleepy, pre-shaven bedhead Marvin (and Whizzer absolutely simping over him)

yeah like why try and tear apart a probably fine friendship with sheer force of will c'mon everybody

the “rannells borle beef” thing really annoys me. like yeah it is kinda fun that christian is replacing rannells but there’s nothing more to this than that

somebody please talk to me about why the fuck william finn decided to make whizzer good at karate