Yeah Like Why Try And Tear Apart A Probably Fine Friendship With Sheer Force Of Will C'mon Everybody

somebody please talk to me about why the fuck william finn decided to make whizzer good at karate

"I'm best when I cheat", yeah, cheat on your WIFE, marvin

When Marvin breaks up with you you get a free hat as a consolation prize

Part 15! :>> (DEH Incorrect Quotes)

Jared: My expectations were low but holy f u c k .

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Connor: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs

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Evan: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal.

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Evan: You played me!

Jared: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

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Connor: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Jared: You mean you looked in a mirror?

Connor: Someday you will have to answer to your actions and God may not be so merciful

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Alana: Oh Fiddlesticks! Well, that really ruffles my feathers.

Literally every other deh kid: Please, just say fuck.

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Zoe: We need to distract these guys,

Jared: Leave it to me.

Jared: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Evan & Alana: *Immediately begin arguing*

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Evan: What's the straightest thing you've ever done?

Connor: *Sighs*

Connor: I killed a man.

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Connor: Evil never sleeps!

Jared: But ugly gets plenty of rest.

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Alana: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Connor: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Jared: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Zoe: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Evan: What is wrong with you?

Jared: Loaded question.. Elaborate.

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Connor: Remain CALM! *Slaps Evan multiple times*

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Evan: Your pathetic!

Connor: Your pathetic-er!

Jared: Your both fucking losers.

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Connor: Oh, and for your information, I don't have an ego.

Connor: My Facebook photo is a landscape.

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Jared: What the fuck's wrong with you??

Connor: Not even a 'good morning'?

Jared: Good morning. What the fuck's wrong with you???

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Alana: What's your favourite mythical story?

Jared: The Story Of My Will To Live.

Alana: Oh, I don't think I've heard of that one before.

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Zoe: You know, your talking a lot of shit for someone with two perfectly good eyeballs, each cost at about $16,000 on the blackmarket.

Connor: ...

Zoe: *Lip smack*

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Evan, to Jared: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid!

Evan: I'm actually really good at mathematics.

Jared:

Evan: Secondly, I think you might be right.

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Jared: Is this a good idea?

Jared: Probably not.

Jared: But do I care?

Jared: No.

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Alana: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

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Connor: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Jared: Wrong. I look like a cool rockstar who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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Connor: All of your existences are confusing.

The Rest Of The Squad: How so?

Connor: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Jared: Oh so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's "intelligent" and "really cool"

Jared: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go"?? L o g i c ?

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Alana: What's sexting?

Jared: I'm not having this conversation with you.

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Connor: Don't weep for the stupid.

Connor: You'll be crying all day.

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Jared: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

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Evan: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire, you may knock once. If I don't answer, assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

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Zoe: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.

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Help

what have I done

GUYS OH MY GOD!!!!

look what I found at Barnes & Noble!!

I'm actually obsessed. I'm ACTUALLY obsessed.

when you realize that your on the aromantic spectrum way too fucking late in the game and you really just want someone to give you affection in life

oh andrew rannells character types. how i love you

a bit spicy, but hilarious nonetheless.

super-duper whizzer centric! third person hovers him the whole time, plus, worrylesswritemore is a damn icon and I have been both cackling and sobbing at their fics (if you want more I can scrounge around).

!!!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY WHIZZER-CENTRIC FANFICS?? istg ive been looking but i cant find any

FUCK YEAH!!! MY QUEEN!!!!! HER MAJESTY!!! SJSJKSSHSK

happy Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious charlotte sunday!! we love you charlotte 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥