Fucking Hollywood, Man

NOT AGAIN?!?!?!!?

THE WILDEST PLOT TWIST YET

Hey girly! Just wanted to say the good word.

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I am.... deeply concerned for your sanity.

oh god. who's saying this?? who even??? Andrew isn't a narcissist guys, he's allowed to leave musicals if they're not for him and he's allowed to talk about it.

would you rather he say nothing? a lot of people were/are going to see the Tammy Faye musical because of Andrew, right?

well, he's on social media. he probably saw people on excited to see him, and wanted to let them know on a widely broadcast piece of media? it's not self obsessed, it's actually pretty smart if you think about. kinda like a better way to not let misinformation spread.

it's another way to let people know he's not going to be doing it anymore. people need to take a breath, man, stop getting uselessly angry at someone because you're upset they aren't in something anymore, or because of the fact that they wanted to tell people they weren't. it's a decent fucking thing to do. seriously y'all. c'mon.

so fucking mad at people saying “andrew shouldnt have announced this at the tonys hes making it about himself / hes self obsessed” buddy he was clearly Asked a question about it and he answered?? wtf else was he supposed to do?? definitely not LIE about it thatd be even worse?? do yall agree??

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

ohoho boy hey everybody

I am not back with content that will make sense

basically, accs on other media are monitored by my mom and she doesn't know I've watched invincible but I NEED there to be more content for willrick so guess what─ to the six other people obsessed with green flag gays, I'm writing a LONG oneshot (to be posted on AO3 at some point) that I'll link here AND making fanart that I'll post here

I will provide for us guys

I WILL COOK I AM COOKING

thank you for coming to my self-indulgent TED talk 😊

oh

this exists

a wild egg appeared?

everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!

Random 2:00 a.m. TD Incorrect Quotes? Yes. I think yes. (More DEH One's Soon-)

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Cody: Not to be nsfw, but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

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Gwen: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.

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Cody: Can I ask a dumb question?

Noah: Better than anyone I know.

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Duncan: Did you miss me while I was gone?

Courtney, painting Gwen's nails: You were gone?

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Cody: That was so hot, dude.

Noah: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Cody: I'm so in love with you.

Noah: Jesus fucking Christ.

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Lindsay: I'm proud to say that I've gotten over my fear of ghosts!

DJ: Yeah, that's the spirit!

Lindsay: wHERE???!?

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Izzy: I regret nothing!!

Noah: I regret EVERYTHING!!!

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Noah: Hey, mind helping me out? All of my clothes keep disappearing and I don't know where to.

Cody, wearing a sweater that's at least 2 times too long on him: Spooky.

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Trent: I'm going to need you to swear-

Duncan: Fuck.

Trent:

Trent:

Trent: -I meant as in promise.

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Cody: This date is boring!

Noah: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Cody: Then why did you invite me?

Noah: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me" then you said "fuck you Noah, I'll do whatever I want!"

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Don't come to Team E-Scope For Help-

Owen: I have a problem.

Eva: Kill it.

Noah: Can you chill for, like, two seconds?

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Courtney: Could you BE any more annoying?!

Scott: Yes.

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Alejandro: You'd be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Duncan: Oh, you'd be surprised from how much stupid shit I do.

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Noah, trying to get to know Kitty: What’s your favorite color?

Kitty: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Noah: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Kitty:

Kitty: My favorite color is pink.

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Noah: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Em.

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Izzy: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

Eva: But you do know better.

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Eva: Izzy, we need to talk. In private. Now.

Izzy: Oooo, someone's in trouble.

Izzy: It's me. I don't know why I said that.

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Gwen, texting Cody: Hey so do you like anyone?

Cody: Yeah you

Gwen: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends

Cody: *Yeah, you?

Gwen: Oh haha sorry lol

Cody: *dies inside*

Ugh, yeah. I want to write but don’t want to make a completely new story for it.

Kleinsen? Kleinsen. LET’S GO DUDES

Of course. Of fucking course the final blow was going to shatter him. Why didn’t he see it coming? Why couldn’t he brace himself? Do something? It would have been at least decent if he’d shoved Evan, or something. Pushed him away, gave him a portion of that fucking guilt. He did distance himself from the teen, limiting their reactions to only professional; “Hi”s or “How are you?”s. It was so damn awkward. Who was he kidding, he didn’t want to stay mad at Evan. He wanted so bad to just cling onto him, hug him again like when they were both seven and watching horror movies under a blanket fort. He wanted him. But, no, if Evan had decided that some dead kid was worth more to him than he was, the deal was up. No more feelings. No more feelings, no more feelings, no more--

“Hi.” Jared looked up from his backpack straps. Annoyed, sleep deprived, and without a drop of caffeine in his whole damn system. He waved back. One foot in front of the other, he started to walk away. “I- um- no, Jared- I- please, come back.” “I need to get to class, sorry.” 

“Class doesn’t start for another twenty minutes..” Damnit. He had him there. “Christ. Okay, what is it, Hansen?” -- Long pause. Way too long. “I just.. need to apologize. Please. So, I’m sorry. For being a dick. I’m a fuck-up, I know, I know, trust me-- I just-- I don’t, I don’t..um.. want to lose you. Over me fucking something else up. Because that’s not worth it. I’m not worth all that--” He inhaled. The brunette felt a spike run through his heart. No. You’ve moved on. You’ve moved on, haven’t you? “I’m so fucking sorry. I’m sorry I asked you to help me, I’m sorry you had to pour yourself into it. I’m sorry that.. Zoe.. um.. I-i’m sorry, I’m sorry that I jumped, I just couldn’t take it, like I-I knew this was going to happen,” Fuck it. Fuck everything. So, he’s a dick. Your a dick, what of it? 

“You fucking jumped?!” He threw Evan into a hug. “Why the fuck would you do that!? Fucking moron! Jesus H. Christ, Evan, stop being such a dick-sucking, cute-faced moron, and stop fucking trying to hurt yourself! Your perfect, okay?!? So, fuck the hell off!!” 

“Cute-faced??!”

“Whatever, Acorn! Just don’t fucking ever try any of that shit ever again! And don’t make up shitty stories, just fucking trust me, okay?!” 

“Hey, I-- Jare, are you crying??”

“FUCK OFF, EVAN!!”

hhahaha it hurts to be in this fandom bye

the cat girl empire.... it's begun

@weirdo-with-a-potato

crying in trousers right now actually

Dude. DUDE.

and the- the fact that the beginning of In Trousers (The Dream), the opening few notes, they mimic Falsettoland (Reprise)'s first few notes..

I'm screaming in trousers and I am not okay the marvin trilogy makes me physically unwell

Do tumblr Falsettos enjoyers like it when people post edits in here? Is that a thing people do? Anyways here's one!!