The Old Mascot And The New Mascot

The old mascot and the new mascot

"Ladies, please! I appreciate the company, but I really gotta start my run!"

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sypernx2

1 year ago

This you

i do not fuck with diurnalism

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sypernx2

1 year ago

Ok but what about when plane sign

new wiz lore

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sypernx2

1 year ago

I like to think that Jesse just has like twelve binders for when she wants to become a man for a bit

Insert on poster with two male trainers and two female trainers that reads "Double Battle Competition" with a Pokeball in the center. At the bottom, it says "Prize 10K Pokedollars". Offscreen, Ash says "Woah, a double battle competition in the next town over!"

Ash looks on excitedly with Pikachu on his shoulder. Jessie is on his left, leaning down to look at the poster with him. Jessie says "Hm, the prize isn't too bad either..." Ash replies, "We should enter Jessie!"

Jessie looks up, contemplating. "Your mom did say it'd be good for us to bond." She looks down again and points at the poster. "Just one problem though."

Reveal that the poster says "Daddy Daughter Double Battle Competition". "Oh... I missed that part," says Ash offscreen

Ash hunches over with a sad look on his face. "Bummer. Seemed like a lot of fun." Pikachu looks over his shoulder, also sad. "Pika..."

Jessie looks down at Ash with concern. She then looks away shyly. "Well there IS a way we can enter. I-if you really want to."

Ash looks up to her with stars in his eyes. "REALLY???" Pikachu also looks up with big, sparkly eyes. "PIKA???"

Reveal, later: Ash and Jessie crossdressing. Ash looking mildly concerned in his "Ashley" disguise with a dress and bow in his hair, with Pikachu on his shoulder. Jessie stands proudly with her hands on her hips, dressed in a polo, hair slicked back and wearing a fake mustache. Ash asks, "Is this cheating?" Jessie replies "Who cares? Papa wants that prize money."

Daddy Daughter Double Battle

They proceeded to get away with it and sweep the competition but then Ash felt bad and decided to give the prize money and title to the second place winners. They quickly ran away with no one knowing who they really were.

[All comics in order here]

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sypernx2

8 months ago

This the kinda shit you see on r/thomastheplankengine

I had a dream everyone started drawing chilchuck with zuko's scar and someone asked about it and then someone reblogged it explaining the "tomatic cycle" where tomatoes break down playing chess and everyone went on about petplay with actual chess.

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sypernx2

11 months ago

Me trying to hide my hot alien wife from the government

“Dude, your girlfriend’s an alien!” “No, it’s just a skin condition.”

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sypernx2

1 year ago

Okay can we not push Ace Ash please. He's ten. TEN. He's a CHILD. He doesn't understand the concept of relationships yet. Not many children that age did. It's not cute. It's wrong. He's a child.

why is this only an issue when it comes to queer identities?

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sypernx2

1 year ago

I'm tired of saying "Sneasels of both forms and Weaviles and also Sneaslers" all the time, there should be an umbrella term.

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sypernx2

1 year ago

Finally watching the latest Project Voltage video, and while I'm sure Game Freak hasn't officially made it a rule that all trans-coded trainers get Eevee starters now, we're currently sitting two for two.

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sypernx2

1 year ago

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes