THEY HIT THE SECOND TETRIS?!?!?

And then they get mad at us for wanting to be on those same devices instead of talking to family that we have nothing in common with

Parents get sooooooo mad when anyone even remotely implies that if we know it negatively impacts adults then it’s probably quite detrimental to the health and development of a young mind to stick an iPad in front of a child any time they show signs of Behaviors. “Are you calling me a bad parent?” Yeah. I am.

you never truly leave a fandom. some day down the road you’re gonna remember the blorbo you were obsessed with when you were ten and never recover the brainrot that’ll attack you out of nowhere

Oh no it’s the water wraith

weather alert: wraiths

My rose is that I had my college orientation, my thorn was that an energy drink spilled at work and my hand went numb for the rest of the day, and my bud is that my sisters baby shower is on Saturday

give me a rose, a thorn, and a bud from this week so far

(also if you don't have a thorn then hell yeah, you don't have to come up with one)

yknow one thing i haven't seen anyone consider is that the reason alastor knows modern slang like "that's the tea" is because he found out podcasts exist and was positively delighted with them like "It seems today's youth aren't yet lost to that pesky picture box after all!" or something and would listen to a lot of em and pick up on the terms

Yuri even

yaoi

Some more Ranma streetclothes with an added sprinkling of gender

Based

Does Lili only work with clients who are women? Or is she okay with having sex with men for her job?

She'll have sex with whoever pays her, but she charges double for men.

If I could blaze this I would for the sheer comedic value

evil tumblr phenomenon known as "what the fuck kinda person/tag did i follow to get this on my dash" followed by "oh its a blazed post"

are you a goy or a birl?

definitely not a goy! #jewish #jew