This The Kinda Shit You See On R/thomastheplankengine

really loved the scarvi epilogue

Meanwhile I’m a stop sign somehow because my autistic thoughts won

Suddenly, all humans become the last creature or plant they ate. The majority of humans are now sentient lettuce heads or beans, or anthropomorphic chickens and cows. But what concerns everyone most are the people who are still human…

You misread the reward for the quest. You received a Dragon Bride, not a Dragon Ride, from the king.

This my friends is why you look at the blog name

I beat the shit out of a woman in a grocery store after she stole and sold the Pinkie Pie plush my friend had just bought me. 

As a Floridian this is just true I love my swamp puppies

Never smile at a crocodile. Not because they’ll bite you, but they’re very lonely creatures. Once one of them thinks you’re its friend, it will follow you EVERYWHERE.

quite fun to imagine fairy circles less as "trickster gods kidnapping humans from the human realm" and more as "fae scientists capture-tag-and-releasing humans back into the wild, hoping to one day understand the behavior of this bizarre feral gremlin species that keeps getting lost and wandering into the Fae's backyard"

If you wanna see your doctor that badly just make an appointment bro it’s not that hard

getting emo abt shifting again bc i miss my dr sm it hurts.

i want to be in my dr so bad, i'd do anything to shift finally.

it's been 3 years. i've grown out of so many drs. i don't want to grow out of this one. i need to shift.

i'm literally on the verge of tears why was i put into this reality why can't i be with him rn ughhhgchcbcvxyxhcf

1,528 minutes that’s a lot of intimate time with Peter griffin

my brother is stoked. everyone Get on his level