I'm Tired Of Saying "Sneasels Of Both Forms And Weaviles And Also Sneaslers" All The Time, There Should

Puki make me die from lava please

hrmmm

Her ass does NOT know what splash damage is 💀

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Also gonna add gluttony is not just food you can be a glutton for power or a glutton for punishment just saying

"Is asmodeus's design inspired by helluva boss" No

"are the succubi inspired by helluva boss" No

"is Lilith inspired by-" No

Vivziepop did not invent demons guys.

Are teens really anti-social and non-conversational and stuck on their phones or are you just trying to form a conversation while asking them about stuff like their school curriculum (a tedious repetitive thing they at best suffer and at worst suffer from) while dissmissing them whenever they attempt to talk about their interests?

The godless wilds have called out to me and I respond with a Kraft single

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

are you a goy or a birl?

definitely not a goy! #jewish #jew

JEEEEEEFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

A priest and rabbi are sitting on an airline next to each other 

The stewardess brings out their meals, the priest a pork dinner, and the rabbi a salad.

The priest turns to the rabbi and says “can I ask you a question?” the rabbi nods. The priest asks “you don’t eat pork correct?” The rabbi says “no it is forbidden in Leviticus. An animal must have split hooves and chew it’s cud to be kosher. A pig doesn’t qualify.” The priest asks “but have you ever tried it?” The rabbi says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I was religious, I was somewhat rebellious I did try pork.”

The rabbi asks the priest “can I ask you a question?” the priest nods. The rabbi says “you can’t have sex, right?” The priest says “no. We must have undivided attention to God and not let marriage or sex cloud that focus so we agree to celibacy.” The rabbi says “but did you ever?” The priest says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I considered being a priest I was a bit wild and did experience the pleasure of a woman’s flesh.” After a brief pause the rabbi says “beats a fucking ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”

Sir pentious got the girl and went to heaven he stays winning

Based

Does Lili only work with clients who are women? Or is she okay with having sex with men for her job?

She'll have sex with whoever pays her, but she charges double for men.

And they have the huge clearly fake smile

that bit where an extremely furious character will move or turn around very slowly accompanied by a stone-scraping noise