Yknow One Thing I Haven't Seen Anyone Consider Is That The Reason Alastor Knows Modern Slang Like "that's

Galbor? That you?

JEEEEEEFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

A priest and rabbi are sitting on an airline next to each other 

The stewardess brings out their meals, the priest a pork dinner, and the rabbi a salad.

The priest turns to the rabbi and says “can I ask you a question?” the rabbi nods. The priest asks “you don’t eat pork correct?” The rabbi says “no it is forbidden in Leviticus. An animal must have split hooves and chew it’s cud to be kosher. A pig doesn’t qualify.” The priest asks “but have you ever tried it?” The rabbi says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I was religious, I was somewhat rebellious I did try pork.”

The rabbi asks the priest “can I ask you a question?” the priest nods. The rabbi says “you can’t have sex, right?” The priest says “no. We must have undivided attention to God and not let marriage or sex cloud that focus so we agree to celibacy.” The rabbi says “but did you ever?” The priest says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I considered being a priest I was a bit wild and did experience the pleasure of a woman’s flesh.” After a brief pause the rabbi says “beats a fucking ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”

I saved the town

caught them doing the SIN, cos, tan (bad trigonometry joke, I'm sorry, you have permission to euthanize me)

bonus:

Okay can we not push Ace Ash please. He's ten. TEN. He's a CHILD. He doesn't understand the concept of relationships yet. Not many children that age did. It's not cute. It's wrong. He's a child.

why is this only an issue when it comes to queer identities?

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

brought some fruit for the potluck

Plot twist he IS one of the cones

I forgot what it's called, but you know those alien things that latch onto your head and control your mind? I think they're from metroid or smthn idk. do you think if you put a mini-cone on your head it could do that to you? IS THAT WHAT THE ROAD WIZ IS?

“Like c’mon, look at their lil’ face.”

What is your oc with the least trauma

“No one wants to look at art of OCs” I don’t think that’s true at all…I follow people specifically to see their OCs literally all the time. Bring back being curious about people’s OCs, asking questions about them and hyping them up like we did when we were teens

“Ok be a bit MORE afraid”

Biblically accurate metagala

My problem is I'm an open book but I'm a weird fucking book man