“Ok Be A Bit MORE Afraid”

yknow one thing i haven't seen anyone consider is that the reason alastor knows modern slang like "that's the tea" is because he found out podcasts exist and was positively delighted with them like "It seems today's youth aren't yet lost to that pesky picture box after all!" or something and would listen to a lot of em and pick up on the terms

resizing this crunched it so badly </3

The seventh possession this month:

guys this dedede guy is great I hope he isn't screwed over immensely by an anime or his own lore in game. That would suck.

Her ass does NOT know what splash damage is 💀

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i remember playing with barbie as a young girl and we didn't have a ken and all the other dolls we had were too short for barbie. height was our metric to pairing up dolls. so barbie's boyfriend was optimus prime. they were very happy together and she rode on top of his trailer and officiated weddings while he doubled as the podium

Now I want an arbok tattoo

planning more pokemon tatoos hmmmmmmm

We need this for every fandom

Group Braincell

Dream Team (Kirby, Dedede, Meta, Bandee)

"They have one collective brain cell and nobody has it."

Mirror Team (Mir. Dream Team)

"They have one collective braincell and the one who has it is missing."

Heros of Yore (Galacta, Papi, and two others I'm still deciding)

"One person has a braincell and they no longer want it."

*clang* *CLANGG* *clang clang KLINK* *CLANNNNNNNNG* oh sorry i didn't see you there i was just hitting my sword against things

Skadee skadoo your penis are s no longer a part of you

if there are any witches or wizards reading this and if it isn't too much trouble can you please send a spell at me? it can be any spell you want but please send kind spells, life is hard enough as is