When Arthur Said He Wanted To Go Dancing I Don’t Think He Expected It To Be While Being High On Shrooms

watching people trying to argue morality over characters from YELLOWJACKETS is so exhausting PICK your favourite cannibal and BE QUIET

micheal perchance

saw a good cow, BOUGHT a good cow. anyways this is martin

heinrich unheimlich fanfic but he just makes alice break them into a furniture store and he has the time of his life

bitches will be like "this peice of media genuinely makes me sick. I am both mentally and physically unwell. it has done irreversible damage to me. I wish I can go back to before I even found out about it." and then recommended it to a good friend with a big smile on their face like it's the best thing ever created.

its me. I do this. and it IS the best thing ever created.

do you guys think it’s annoying for the archivist to cry. I can imagine it with like 10 tissue boxes just struggling to contain all the tears from EVERY EYE

Color theory: there are several colors

this kid is asking the real questions though DO german pigs change colors when they aren’t in germany anymore??

SHAUNA THATS NOT HOW A LOVE BITE WORKS😫

“girl dinner!!” I say as the computer just consumed a man molecule by molecule