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That’s My Girl | BadBoy!Shawn
Authors Note: I thought of this while I was peeing and wrote it as fast as I could. Also, this is a little sucky.
Summary: While you’re more than happy to ignore it all, Shawn won’t stand for someone talking to his girl like shit.
Word Count: 4,098
At first, you thought he was just in a bad mood, that maybe he thought you were using his friend for his status or something of the sort. But then the more you saw him, the angrier he always seemed, and that anger was always aimed at you.
You never mentioned it to Shawn, didn’t want him to think you didn’t like his friends. You didn’t want Shawn to beat the shit of him for giving you dirty looks at any given moment.
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The fact that Selma Blair, a successful, wealthy, white actress, “cried with relief” when she was diagnosed with MS. After YEARS of suffering, not being believed or taken seriously by her doctors (who I’m sure were some of the ‘“best” doctors available) and being left to suffer as her illness worsened should really shed a light on the systematic issues chronically ill people are facing. It’s 2019. It shouldn’t be this hard.
I want to apologise to
- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown
- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world
- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music
- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever
- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer.
- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work.
- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much
- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.
- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity.
okay but actually that scene when carol was like “youre terrorists!” to the skrull and he was like “no. We’re the victims, the cree have been manipulating you. theyre the ones killing us, we’re just trying to survive.” was actually a really surprising and pretty cool central plot for a major marvel movie to have even if it was all metaphorical, but then they Literally immediately ruined it in the next scene by having her be like:
“i cant wear the #Bad kree colors anymore! i need to replace them with #Good colors” and then replaced them with the us military colors and made Absolute Sure we Knew they were in reference to the us air force like HELLO.
they were really like: military propaganda? bad and evil, and then in the same breath: But U.S military propaganda? Good and Heroic
okay i’m actually listening to hozier now and …. is this really the music that is making you declare this dude a fucking bog witch fae elf leprechaun magical wizard thing? really? like it’s not even bad it’s just….. not that weird? your guys’s heads would explode if you listened to prog rock
Retromops!
A member of Züchterkreis für den Retromops- the breeding community for the retro pug in Germany- just shared some really amazing pug pictures. Retromops, or old style pugs, are an attempt to make pugs better. Retromops don’t have the same breathing problems; while they still are a brachycephalic breed, they actually DO have some muzzle, as well as better nostrils. (I’d personally like to see more nostril, but they’re still a work in progress.)
Hallmarks of the retropug include nostrils that can actually be used for breathing…
eyes that don’t pop out of the head…
enough muzzle to actually function…
and tails that aren’t a health hazard like screw tails are. In addition, retromops are tested for the gene that causes Pug Dog Encephalitis; only dogs without the gene are bred (so no carriers). But the most amazing thing to me? Seeing one of these dogs in action.
https://www.retromopszucht-vom-bromberg.com/english-version/
https://www.retromopszucht-vom-bromberg.com/
me on ellen
ellen: so i hear you’re a big fan of the fallout series
me: yeah
*loud, thundering booms are heard from outside of the studio and a siren begins to wail as the audience breaks out into complete pandemonium*
me: oh my god ellen you didn’t
Imagine Percy meeting the Mighty Nein. Yes, there’s a trigger-happy goblin and an adorable tiefling and a woman that he should really introduce to Grog, but then he meets
- The one who made a pact he didn’t quite understand with a powerful evil entity that threatens to harm him if he doesn’t do its bidding
- The one who lost his family in one tragic night and was driven mad so now he spends his time trying to make things right
- The one who grew up with a big family until a dark magic tainted his home and now he just wants to be with his siblings again
- The one who’s smart but standoffish and her self-assured attitude isn’t doing her any favors (not to mention she wears blue and is secretly motivated by a need to prove she can exceed her father’s expectations)
“…No no no no, this won’t do. You’re all coming with me. Have you ever had snow mead? Whitestone has some of the best honey in all of Tal’Dorei. Vex’ahlia! Vex’ahlia darling, go tell the children they have four new siblings!”
mutherfucking chainmail brush
How to make a super awesome easy cheating chainmail brush for photoshop or any program that lets u make brushes
step one
draw a fucking loop
step tw0
take ur loop. go to edit > define brush preset (or whatever u use to make brushes idk man i use photoshop)
bam. now u got a brush.
but it does this shit.
and we don’t want it to do that shit.
so what u gotta do is
step 3
go to ur lil brush widget thingy
(this guy)
and he;ll take u to this sweet toolbox menu thingy
and then all u gotta do is fuck around with the spacing until it looks vaguely chain linky
and then u can do sweet arts like this
this tutorial has been brought to u by sleep deprivation
dont do art kids
now go forth and create beautiful chainmail without bawling you r eyes out as u singlHANDDLY draw every single fucking loop
Three cheers for Captain Marvel for not only having a fantastic soundtrack but ALSO being the first Marvel movie whose score was written by a woman
(Her name is Pinar Toprak, she’s Turkish, has done the scores for Fortnite and Krypton, she’s worked with Hans Zimmer and she’s pretty awesome)
Theresa May in a press conference today got criticised for mostly taking questions from male reporters and only letting one woman speak; when she was called out on this she replied
“You’ve had answers from a woman prime minister”
She then smirked and walked off, clearly very proud of her comeback
But this attitude is exactly the core of why liberal feminism is a joke and why I hate the corporate takeover of IWD
In her mind, her individual success as a woman was more feminist than using her position to help women as a group
The singular achievements of one woman for herself, especially if she is a CEO or head of state, are not feminist, if you don’t care for the plight of all women, or worse, actively hurt other woman for your power, you are not being feminist
Climbing up a ladder constructed from the bodies of vulnerable women does not make you a feminist, we should be dismantling that ladder and making a world where none of us are dehumanised and oppressed
I just NEEEED to walk barefoot through the dirt in a soft yellow dress, wandering my big backyard garden while I leave the dough to rise in my warm kitchen. There are hummingbirds coming and going from the feeder, and small white butterflies fluttering from the flower patch. I pick tomatoes ready to make for dinner. I close my eyes when the Sun touches my bare shoulders. Everything out here is alive.
The line where Carol asks Fury, “You have 3 names??” because she doesn’t remember how human names work yet is especially funny if you imagine her confusion when she remembers her whole name is Carol Susan Jane Danvers. “FURY I HAVE AN EXTRA ONE WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!”
Nick Fury is super cool, collected, and secretive all throughout the MCU. But Fury is only that secretive because his secrets are ridiculous or embarrassing. Dude lost his eye because he wouldn’t stop cuddling a space cat squid. I stan that big dork that has tricked us all into thinking he’s cool.
CAN I SAY SOMETHING ABOUT CAPTAIN MARVEL’S SUIT??????????!??!?!
ok i am so happy there isn’t any ~classy cleavage~!!! she’s a warrior!! she’s protecting as much of herself as she can!!! fingerless gloves!!! she needs the dexertity!!! no crazy outfitted heels!! she probably has a slight wedge or flatform, but that’s cool!! but best of all…… her suit isn’t riding up all the way up her ass!!! there are folds and room and space so she can fucking BREATHE!!!!! there’s just… something so amazing about seeing her in an aesthetically pleasing suit that’s pretty god damn functional as well.
keep kicking ass, carol !
Theresa May in a press conference today got criticised for mostly taking questions from male reporters and only letting one woman speak; when she was called out on this she replied
“You’ve had answers from a woman prime minister”
She then smirked and walked off, clearly very proud of her comeback
But this attitude is exactly the core of why liberal feminism is a joke and why I hate the corporate takeover of IWD
In her mind, her individual success as a woman was more feminist than using her position to help women as a group
The singular achievements of one woman for herself, especially if she is a CEO or head of state, are not feminist, if you don’t care for the plight of all women, or worse, actively hurt other woman for your power, you are not being feminist
Climbing up a ladder constructed from the bodies of vulnerable women does not make you a feminist, we should be dismantling that ladder and making a world where none of us are dehumanised and oppressed
not to be too humorless but i really feel like we could all do better when it comes to thinking critically about the images we pass around as memes. like, is it a picture of a kid? is it a picture of a likely unstaged act of violence? is it a picture of someone who doesnt know theyre being photographed? is it a picture that was fine in a particular context but could cause real problems for the subject if widely circulated? we have to owe each other more than this
where are all the posts about our very own badass maria rambeau?
single mother? ✔
woc? ✔
skilled pilot?✔
tester pilot therefore more chance of stuff going wrong?✔
1 of 3 women pilots?✔
shoots at alien race of born warriors?✔
flies a plane of refugee aliens whilst being shot at and chased by evil aliens?✔
crashes into a kree?✔
opens her home to refugee aliens?✔
maria is one badass woman
me before watching Captain Marvel: Goose the Cat is going to defeat Thanos
me after watching Captain Marvel:
Goose the Cat iS GOING TO DEFEAT THANOS
So I saw Captain Marvel tonight and all I can say is that Carol ABSOLUTELY would have been 100% into the fact that Peter Quill tried to challenge Ronan the Accuser to a dance-off
also fun fact that vietnam war ended in 1975 that was only 44 years ago i don’t care how hard it was for us veterans to kill people. two millions poor people died in that war, thousands of children are still born with tremendous health problems due to the effect of chemical bombings (the orange agent to be specific) i’m tired of hollywood making movies about the vietnam war and focus on how brave white people are for killing n terrorizing us
“overpopulation” refers to a real problem but it does it imprecisely. the problem doesn’t actually have to do with an over-abundance of people, it refers to the geography of capital which leads to overcrowding in certain areas, the inaccessibility (and waste!) of means of subsistence due to the market mechanism (if you can’t afford it you can’t have it, if it’s not profitable we won’t make it, etc), and the chronic underemployment of people (which supposedly has a “natural rate”) that is intimately bound up with the inflexibility of capital under conditions of full employment, which is obviously unacceptable. basically “overpopulation” is a bad name for a genuine issue that’s internal to the logic of capitalism and which would be totally resolved through socialism, not population control.
This is for @kikuthestrange contest :>
this is their lineart btw ksjskk
I dunno if i went 2 heavy on the colors or the red is 2 much :v o well