A Reenactment Of What Just Happened Between Me And My Parents Through James And Remus.

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Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

You know you’ve hit a new low when you realise that 12 year old you was more stable than you are right now after reading your diary from when you were 12

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

Me and my sisters conversation as Kaz and Jesper since it’s about shadow and bone. I’m Jesper she’s kaz. Also for context my sister wants goats when she’s older.

Jesper: When you get a goat can you name it Milo?

Kaz: Why would I name my goat Milo?

Jesper: From shadow and bone.

Kaz:

Kaz: Get your own goat and name it Milo.

Harry Potter was the Weasley’s sugar daddy argue with a wall

Merry Christmas Darling

Jess Mariano x gn!reader

Summary: Jess makes fun of the readers terrible wrapping.

Warnings: none like this is pure fluff and extremely short but enjoy.

Listen to your favourite Christmas song with this one.

“You’re a terrible wrapper you know that right.”

Jess watched as you attempted to wrap a mug for your mum. It was your first Christmas in Philadelphia and your first Christmas with Jess and you were a little nervous. This was quite clearly showing in your wrapping skills.

Carefully taping the wrapping paper together, you looked up at Jess who was leaning on the door frame of your bedroom.

“Why don’t you use the kitchen table to wrap instead of making a terrible attempt on our bed?” Jess asked, incredibly amused by the whole situation.

“Because you banished me to the bedroom and I needed to get this done now,” you responded not taking your eyes off of the present.

Jess put his hand on his chest in mock offence, “I did not banish you to the bedroom.”

You snorted and finally looked up at him. “Yes you did love now go away so I can finish wrapping your presents.”

“So now your banishing me.”

“Yes, go away.”

Christmas arrived quicker than you expected. Messily wrapped presents sat underneath yours and Jess’ tree in the corner of your apartment. You woke up to Jess dropping a book on the floor.

“Was that necessary?” You asked, rubbing your eyes to look at your boyfriend who was smiling mischievously at you.

“Yes, yes it was,” he responded. Jess climbed back onto the bed and went to kiss you, only for you to move out of the way and go to the bathroom.

“Well that was rude,” Jess shouted. “I’m not kissing you with morning breath!” You shouted back. That was just gross.

Coming back into the room after brushing your teeth, you climbed back onto the bed and crawled over to Jess with a big smile on your face. Straddling his lap, you placed your hands on his shoulders and leant your forehead against his.

“Merry Christmas love,” you whispered.

“Merry Christmas darling.”

Jess wrapped his arms around your waist and closed the gap between you two. After a few seconds, the two of you pulled away.

Merry fucking Christmas

i imagine that steve had lucas’ game schedule and every time he was trying to plan any date on a day of a hawkins bball game he would tell the girl like. that they HAD to go to the game and it was non-negotiable to him so he could have a chance to see lucas play because he knows how much it means to him to have people there. if whoever the date was with didn’t wanna go he would simply cancel and say it wouldn’t work because that’s his child