Barnacles Are Fucking Disgusting Looking And I Hope They Know That. Those Ugly Bastards Give Me Such

Whenever im reading a stranger things fic with nancy im always very disapointed when she doesnt just pull a gun on someone chatting shit, even though i know it would be wildly out of character for her

Like come on girl, pop that pussy and pop them between the eyes

This has been in my notes app for months and i have no clue what prompted it

I was onto something tho,,,

Can we bring back asking celebrities the stupidest questions in interviews, that shit is so fucking funny

No coz why was that guy asking britany spears if shes ever licked a battery, her reaction had me giggling.

*dead serious* Have you ever licked a battery?

Licked a battery?????🤨🤨🤨 no...

Please all these cookie cutter interviews are no fun

When i read historical fics, i try really hard not to be a stickler for accuracies, because not everyone can know everything. And no one is obligated to do extensive research for their wild west cowboy hetalia fanfiction. At the end of the day, its all just self indulgence.

However comma

People have common sense, and i am BEGGING you to use it.

Im telling you, and believe me when i say, they did not have modern medication in the dark ages.

In fact, the dark ages are literally famous for having crude, inhumane and misinformed methods of medical treatment.

Its one of the most widely known historical facts next to King Henrys eight wives and Napoleons height.

What a day. Roasted marshmellows over a barely scented candle and watched hannah montana.

Its the beeessst of both wooorlds!!!!

Cant believe people are pushing this "bottom nancy wheeler" agenda when evidence proves the contrary

You lot aint seen the clip of nat where she says that nancy thinks steve and johnathan are the caretakers? I have.

Nancy 'strapped, buckshot to the balls' Wheeler, wears the pants. this is so important to me.

She is SO boyfriend and you WONT convince me otherwise

Anyway stan ronance

I love my dog so much. She gives me the worst case of cuteness aggression im actually scared i might hurt her one day because i love her so much.

She has no idea i would kill battalions of men and women for her. I come home from college and she runs up to me, so happy to see me, and im so happy to see her.

Sometimes i feel like shes too cool to be friends with me. I love that girl so much. My baby. My little buba. My puppy doggy. Shes my little baaaaby.

What do you mean p!nk isnt a lesbian

Me when fem girl wears suit😍🔥😍😍🔥😍😍🔥🔥🔥😍😊😊😘😘😘🥰😘🥰😘🥰🤩🥳🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🤩🤩🥳🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴😻😽😻😽😽😻😽😻😽😻😽😻😻😻😻

Ive hated the act of cave diving for years and the recent trend of people making fun of it on tiktok has given me the validation to rant about it.

Cave diving is such a suicidal activity. How do you hear about a place called "Thats The Size Of A Shoelace" or "Bing Bang Soup' and think 'holy shit i NEED to get my ass in there!'

Why???? For clout? For bragging rights?? Did you lose a bet???

These type of caves have signs on them like 'hey moron, if you go in that hole over there, you'll get stuck and die of dehydration. No, you cant sue.'

Not to sound like john krammer but i swear to god people who do this shit have such a lack of a appreciation for their life. How are you born with NEGATIVE self preservation instinct.

And of course people that have died while cave diving is very unfortunate but i cant help but think of a certain song about train safety from 2012.

There are other dangerous, potentially life threatening activities you can do such as sky diving. However its really unlikely for something to go wrong and that kind of thing gives you the adrenaline rush people seek in cocaine.

Cave diving is slowly crawing through a tunnel as big as a possums tail and slowly paniking when you realise youve lost feeling in your arms and cant move to get out. The only thing youre getting in there is light headed and a loss of circulation.

Some people truly understand the meaning of free will and use it to spite god.