Whenever Im Reading A Stranger Things Fic With Nancy Im Always Very Disapointed When She Doesnt Just

Cant believe people are pushing this "bottom nancy wheeler" agenda when evidence proves the contrary

You lot aint seen the clip of nat where she says that nancy thinks steve and johnathan are the caretakers? I have.

Nancy 'strapped, buckshot to the balls' Wheeler, wears the pants. this is so important to me.

She is SO boyfriend and you WONT convince me otherwise

Anyway stan ronance

Fluttershy is >__<

Rarity is ;}

Applejack is :]

Pinkie pie is :3

Twilight is @_#

Rainbow dash is >:}

If you understand, you understand, and i love you for that

When i read historical fics, i try really hard not to be a stickler for accuracies, because not everyone can know everything. And no one is obligated to do extensive research for their wild west cowboy hetalia fanfiction. At the end of the day, its all just self indulgence.

However comma

People have common sense, and i am BEGGING you to use it.

Im telling you, and believe me when i say, they did not have modern medication in the dark ages.

In fact, the dark ages are literally famous for having crude, inhumane and misinformed methods of medical treatment.

Its one of the most widely known historical facts next to King Henrys eight wives and Napoleons height.

Hope all paparazzi die, that name is way too cool for what they really are; rude fucking weirdos with no life. We should call them jobless instead.

The lady gaga song is fire tho.

Masc sabrina masc sabrina masc sabrina masc sabri-

Im losing the plot gang

FREE ME

GOD IS REAL

"Its not corny, its camp. Its not corny, its camp. Its not corny, its camp." I chant as i read the corniest fanfic known to literature 

What a day. Roasted marshmellows over a barely scented candle and watched hannah montana.

Its the beeessst of both wooorlds!!!!

Ok i dont care if im being a hater but i hate those videos of guys playing electric guitar over x pop song.

I just saw a video of a guy playing guitar over sabrina carpenters juno and the caption being "adding a guitar solo" or something like that.

THE SONG ALREADY HAS A GUITAR SOLO. AND HE WAS PLAYING OVER THE ALREADY THERE GUITAR SOLO. WHAT WAS THE POINT. TELL ME. WHAT WAS BEING ADDED. AND IT WASNT EVEN THAT GOOD!!!! HE WAS JUST PLAYING KINDA THE SAME THING AND IT DIDNT SOUND THAT DIFFERENT.

No because why do these guys, that all all have the same hair cut and whispy moustache btw, feel a need to sit there, bite their lip and add NOTHING to a song.

What did coco channel say. 'Before you leave, look in the mirror and take one thing off.'

(The nothing burger electric guitar is what should to be taken off, if you arent following along)

And yes this is might be sexist, because yes i do think its okay when a woman does it. BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY ADD SOMETHING!!! Whether it's Making the song sound more metal or punk etc or adding a bass guitar solo or whatever, ITS TEN TIMES MORE CREATIVE THAN WHATEVER BLONDE BOY #9,000,001 IS DOING, AND ILL TELL YOU THAT FOR FREE.

And these all pricks in the comments going "omg it sounds so good!" YEAH, IT DOES, BECAUSE THIS IS THE ORIGINAL SONG, AND THE ORIGINAL SONG IS GOOD. Except its WORSE because this cunt, who should really be staring in a wattpad movie, is sitting here doing 0 + 100 AND YOU CLAPPED. YOU CLAPPED AND YOU CHEERED!

And im not trying to say they are untalented, because theyre not. They are playing the original melody and chords and that does take talent! As a drummer, i couldnt (and quite frankly dont want to) replicate this. What im saying is, is that i find the fanfare and fireworks for uncreativity TRULY puzzling and infuriating.

People always say, "we need to take microphones away from men." I propose we ban the sale of electric guitars to white boys with a mullet because if THIS is what they are doing with them, i dont think its worth it.

If you are one of these guys reading this, please sleep so well tonight knowing my blood pressure spikes at the thought of you and i mean that so genuinely. My hatred of you and your craft is very irrational.

At the end of the day, this is my personal opinion and you shouldnt take to heart what a rando 16 year old is saying on tumblr. You get that bag bro, i dont believe in you.

(However if this prompts you to shave that moustache then i can smile as i go to bed knowing i made the world, just a bit, of a better place.)

My heart goes out to the girls retaking their gcses and fumbling foundation maths. You truly are gods strongest soldiers and i wait for you on the other side of the tunnel.

-sincerely, a bitch who passed higher maths

I have astigmatism in both eyes, are stars meant to look like that or is it me?