When I Read Historical Fics, I Try Really Hard Not To Be A Stickler For Accuracies, Because Not Everyone

Was thinking about the daffodil field scene in bridgerton with eloise and pen and i wont lie if i was eloise i would have been like "what are we" coz that shit was crazy romantical.

Like as a blind viewer that hasnt (and will not) read the books, to me, sitting in a field of flowers, under the moonlight, having a deep conversation, i would think im getting proposed to

And bridgerton isnt stranger to tropey romance cliches so you could colour me surprised (disappointed) when those girls didnt kiss

Anyway, peneloise shipper 4lyfe 🤞🤞🤞🤞

Ok i dont care if im being a hater but i hate those videos of guys playing electric guitar over x pop song.

I just saw a video of a guy playing guitar over sabrina carpenters juno and the caption being "adding a guitar solo" or something like that.

THE SONG ALREADY HAS A GUITAR SOLO. AND HE WAS PLAYING OVER THE ALREADY THERE GUITAR SOLO. WHAT WAS THE POINT. TELL ME. WHAT WAS BEING ADDED. AND IT WASNT EVEN THAT GOOD!!!! HE WAS JUST PLAYING KINDA THE SAME THING AND IT DIDNT SOUND THAT DIFFERENT.

No because why do these guys, that all all have the same hair cut and whispy moustache btw, feel a need to sit there, bite their lip and add NOTHING to a song.

What did coco channel say. 'Before you leave, look in the mirror and take one thing off.'

(The nothing burger electric guitar is what should to be taken off, if you arent following along)

And yes this is might be sexist, because yes i do think its okay when a woman does it. BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY ADD SOMETHING!!! Whether it's Making the song sound more metal or punk etc or adding a bass guitar solo or whatever, ITS TEN TIMES MORE CREATIVE THAN WHATEVER BLONDE BOY #9,000,001 IS DOING, AND ILL TELL YOU THAT FOR FREE.

And these all pricks in the comments going "omg it sounds so good!" YEAH, IT DOES, BECAUSE THIS IS THE ORIGINAL SONG, AND THE ORIGINAL SONG IS GOOD. Except its WORSE because this cunt, who should really be staring in a wattpad movie, is sitting here doing 0 + 100 AND YOU CLAPPED. YOU CLAPPED AND YOU CHEERED!

And im not trying to say they are untalented, because theyre not. They are playing the original melody and chords and that does take talent! As a drummer, i couldnt (and quite frankly dont want to) replicate this. What im saying is, is that i find the fanfare and fireworks for uncreativity TRULY puzzling and infuriating.

People always say, "we need to take microphones away from men." I propose we ban the sale of electric guitars to white boys with a mullet because if THIS is what they are doing with them, i dont think its worth it.

If you are one of these guys reading this, please sleep so well tonight knowing my blood pressure spikes at the thought of you and i mean that so genuinely. My hatred of you and your craft is very irrational.

At the end of the day, this is my personal opinion and you shouldnt take to heart what a rando 16 year old is saying on tumblr. You get that bag bro, i dont believe in you.

(However if this prompts you to shave that moustache then i can smile as i go to bed knowing i made the world, just a bit, of a better place.)

Watcing medic tf2 thirst edits while i have the most runny, hot, toe curling, feel like throwing up, head in my hands, holding back tears, spray shit of my life. call the fire brigade

What do you mean p!nk isnt a lesbian

There comes a point in every young childs life where they go "mum, whats your name?" And then proceed to be agast as she says something like 'Julie' or 'Madeline' and discover their mums name isnt actually 'mum'

They will never use this infomation unless theyre upset and need to pack a punch, so instead of the corny teenager, "SHUT UP MUM" they can deliver that blood thinning "FUCK OFF MADELINE" with some gumption for once in their lives.

Who the fuck is lancelot????????????????

Im by no means a swiftie but listening to blank space with the lens that its Taylors experience with fame is genuinely mind blowing.

Sorry if this is very common infomation, i havent listened to Taylor Swift since the 'look what you made me do' music video came out and havent listened to her since. I havent kept up with the lore past or really before that point if im being honest. I liked her big songs like 'shake it off', 'you belong with me', 'love story', 'bad blood' etc.

I was a casual enjoyer of Taylor Swift up until 'look what you made me do' came out and i fell off her.

Went on a little bit of a tangent but oh well, im the boss here. So yeah, i have a new found appreciation for blank space, just wanted to share with the room that only has a chair with three legs in it.

Fluttershy is >__<

Rarity is ;}

Applejack is :]

Pinkie pie is :3

Twilight is @_#

Rainbow dash is >:}

If you understand, you understand, and i love you for that

Can we bring back asking celebrities the stupidest questions in interviews, that shit is so fucking funny

No coz why was that guy asking britany spears if shes ever licked a battery, her reaction had me giggling.

*dead serious* Have you ever licked a battery?

Licked a battery?????🤨🤨🤨 no...

Please all these cookie cutter interviews are no fun

For some reason im such a slut for british accents even though i am british myself.

Maybe its because i have a financially challenged accent, not what would be considered a posh one and thats why they are so apealing to a broke bitch such as myself.

Extra context, im not a northerner, i am from the south of england (or what is considered south) so my accent can be mistaken for a "proper" british accent by the untrained ear but putting me next to someone from cambridge, there would be a noticable difference.

Anyway, if you are from sussex, hit my line😘😘😘😘