This Has Been In My Notes App For Months And I Have No Clue What Prompted It

Im by no means a swiftie but listening to blank space with the lens that its Taylors experience with fame is genuinely mind blowing.

Sorry if this is very common infomation, i havent listened to Taylor Swift since the 'look what you made me do' music video came out and havent listened to her since. I havent kept up with the lore past or really before that point if im being honest. I liked her big songs like 'shake it off', 'you belong with me', 'love story', 'bad blood' etc.

I was a casual enjoyer of Taylor Swift up until 'look what you made me do' came out and i fell off her.

Went on a little bit of a tangent but oh well, im the boss here. So yeah, i have a new found appreciation for blank space, just wanted to share with the room that only has a chair with three legs in it.

My heart goes out to the girls retaking their gcses and fumbling foundation maths. You truly are gods strongest soldiers and i wait for you on the other side of the tunnel.

-sincerely, a bitch who passed higher maths

Me when fem girl wears suit😍🔥😍😍🔥😍😍🔥🔥🔥😍😊😊😘😘😘🥰😘🥰😘🥰🤩🥳🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🤩🤩🥳🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴😻😽😻😽😽😻😽😻😽😻😽😻😻😻😻

I have astigmatism in both eyes, are stars meant to look like that or is it me?

Barnacles are fucking disgusting looking and i hope they know that. Those ugly bastards give me such bad heebie jeebies.

I dont have trypophobia, its not the fact that its a foul, pale little cone that gets me. Its the fact that theres a goddamn CREATURE in that fucking cone that opens its unbrushed beak and sticks its dick out to spead its hideous disease on the back of a gorgeous lobster.

I pray they all die and i never have to think about them again.

Thank GOD i dont live near the coast because i would have definitely discovered nuke codes and bombed the beaches like it was the battle of dunkirk

If youre a barnicle and youre reading this, just know that everyday i pray for your extinction and only wish the worst for you, you grotesque fucking parasite.🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Ok i dont care if im being a hater but i hate those videos of guys playing electric guitar over x pop song.

I just saw a video of a guy playing guitar over sabrina carpenters juno and the caption being "adding a guitar solo" or something like that.

THE SONG ALREADY HAS A GUITAR SOLO. AND HE WAS PLAYING OVER THE ALREADY THERE GUITAR SOLO. WHAT WAS THE POINT. TELL ME. WHAT WAS BEING ADDED. AND IT WASNT EVEN THAT GOOD!!!! HE WAS JUST PLAYING KINDA THE SAME THING AND IT DIDNT SOUND THAT DIFFERENT.

No because why do these guys, that all all have the same hair cut and whispy moustache btw, feel a need to sit there, bite their lip and add NOTHING to a song.

What did coco channel say. 'Before you leave, look in the mirror and take one thing off.'

(The nothing burger electric guitar is what should to be taken off, if you arent following along)

And yes this is might be sexist, because yes i do think its okay when a woman does it. BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY ADD SOMETHING!!! Whether it's Making the song sound more metal or punk etc or adding a bass guitar solo or whatever, ITS TEN TIMES MORE CREATIVE THAN WHATEVER BLONDE BOY #9,000,001 IS DOING, AND ILL TELL YOU THAT FOR FREE.

And these all pricks in the comments going "omg it sounds so good!" YEAH, IT DOES, BECAUSE THIS IS THE ORIGINAL SONG, AND THE ORIGINAL SONG IS GOOD. Except its WORSE because this cunt, who should really be staring in a wattpad movie, is sitting here doing 0 + 100 AND YOU CLAPPED. YOU CLAPPED AND YOU CHEERED!

And im not trying to say they are untalented, because theyre not. They are playing the original melody and chords and that does take talent! As a drummer, i couldnt (and quite frankly dont want to) replicate this. What im saying is, is that i find the fanfare and fireworks for uncreativity TRULY puzzling and infuriating.

People always say, "we need to take microphones away from men." I propose we ban the sale of electric guitars to white boys with a mullet because if THIS is what they are doing with them, i dont think its worth it.

If you are one of these guys reading this, please sleep so well tonight knowing my blood pressure spikes at the thought of you and i mean that so genuinely. My hatred of you and your craft is very irrational.

At the end of the day, this is my personal opinion and you shouldnt take to heart what a rando 16 year old is saying on tumblr. You get that bag bro, i dont believe in you.

(However if this prompts you to shave that moustache then i can smile as i go to bed knowing i made the world, just a bit, of a better place.)

For some reason im such a slut for british accents even though i am british myself.

Maybe its because i have a financially challenged accent, not what would be considered a posh one and thats why they are so apealing to a broke bitch such as myself.

Extra context, im not a northerner, i am from the south of england (or what is considered south) so my accent can be mistaken for a "proper" british accent by the untrained ear but putting me next to someone from cambridge, there would be a noticable difference.

Anyway, if you are from sussex, hit my line😘😘😘😘

I know almost nothing about sonic lore, like i didnt read those comics or play a lot of the games or watch the tv shows. Ive seen sonic boom but im pretty sure that show is a pisstake anyway so idk and ive seen the first and second sonic movies.

Anyway my point is, is that i want to read amy x blaze fanfiction coz i like how the ship looks but i think the fics will have lore references that im not gonna get and im gonna be sitting there like "huh. What." And thats kinda killing my interest.

I dont even know that much about the characters. I liked blaze so much when i was a kid, like she was my favorite and i have no clue why. Like all i knew about her then is that shes a cat that has fire powers and shes kinda quiet and thats all i know about her now. i dont know what drew me to her.

Anyway this was just a rant with me speaking to an empty room bye

Hope all paparazzi die, that name is way too cool for what they really are; rude fucking weirdos with no life. We should call them jobless instead.

The lady gaga song is fire tho.

What a day. Roasted marshmellows over a barely scented candle and watched hannah montana.

Its the beeessst of both wooorlds!!!!