I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
(2/2) The rest of the looping animations! The 18 lawyers were chosen for being present in more than one case.
part one
All with audio!
he's gone now
Nico: Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake so it's a win-win situation
Will: Nico, no-
Nico: It's like being dead without the commitments
Nico: An open relationship with death
Nico: Death with benefits
I am extremely honored to take part in this tradition.
And Legendary from Epic: The Musical.
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
Ninjago au where the serpentine still see lloyd as an annoying little brat but also recognize he’s still just a kid and that given the chance Pythor would absolutely eat him alive so the rest of the season is the ninja and the snake generals trying to protect Lloyd from Pythor and shenanigans ensue
Also the serpentine and the ninja refuse to communicate so they both think that the other is out to hurt lloyd/put him back into Darkley’s boarding school.
EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas.
It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS.
There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.
also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.
Reblog To Save Life
Ooc: This is arguably my most popular blog so I’m gonna try my hand at one of these because I struggle with self care.
At 5 notes I will brush my hair
At 10 notes I will brush my teeth
At 15 notes I will take a shower
At 20 notes I will do some laundry
At 25 notes I’ll touch grass
At 30 notes I’ll put the laundry away
At 35 notes I’ll do homework
At 40 notes I’ll charge my laptop
At 45 notes I’ll read something for fun
At 50 notes I’ll wash my face
At 55 notes I’ll clean my glasses
At 60 notes I’ll eat a snack
At 65 notes I’ll do any dishes I have
At 70 notes I’ll drink water
At 75 notes I’ll clean out my ears (like with a q-tip)
At 80 notes I’ll take a nap (if I’m at school then I’ll do it after school)
At 85 notes I’ll drink more water
At 90 notes I’ll clean my nails
At 95 notes I’ll read something for school
At 100 notes throw out trash in my room
At 150 notes I’ll cook something for myself
At 200 notes I’ll ask how to use the dishwasher
At 250 notes I’ll throw away any trash my dogs left behind
At 300 notes I’ll clean out my backpack
At 400 notes I’ll use floss
At 500 notes I’ll wash all the stuff in my drawers that smells from forever of not wearing it
At 600 notes I’ll put on sunscreen
At 700 notes I’ll maybe stop listening to Epic the Musical on loop
At 800 notes I’ll memorize all of Athena’s lines in Epic
At 900 notes I’ll post my Beetlejuice inspired nails
At 1,000 notes I’ll post the toe nails to go with the finger nails but y’all can’t make fun of my grippers
At 2,000 notes I’ll work up the courage to ask my mom for the next HOO book
More to be added!
Jay: "am i, on a spiritual level, oobleck?"
Nya: "top 10 sentences i never thought i'd fucking hear"
My lil pencil got to lil so I innovated
I will have him to the end of time
He is the one true god