Ooc: This is arguably my most popular blog so I’m gonna try my hand at one of these because I struggle with self care.
At 5 notes I will brush my hair
At 10 notes I will brush my teeth
At 15 notes I will take a shower
At 20 notes I will do some laundry
At 25 notes I’ll touch grass
At 30 notes I’ll put the laundry away
At 35 notes I’ll do homework
At 40 notes I’ll charge my laptop
At 45 notes I’ll read something for fun
At 50 notes I’ll wash my face
At 55 notes I’ll clean my glasses
At 60 notes I’ll eat a snack
At 65 notes I’ll do any dishes I have
At 70 notes I’ll drink water
At 75 notes I’ll clean out my ears (like with a q-tip)
At 80 notes I’ll take a nap (if I’m at school then I’ll do it after school)
At 85 notes I’ll drink more water
At 90 notes I’ll clean my nails
At 95 notes I’ll read something for school
At 100 notes throw out trash in my room
At 150 notes I’ll cook something for myself
At 200 notes I’ll ask how to use the dishwasher
At 250 notes I’ll throw away any trash my dogs left behind
At 300 notes I’ll clean out my backpack
At 400 notes I’ll use floss
At 500 notes I’ll wash all the stuff in my drawers that smells from forever of not wearing it
At 600 notes I’ll put on sunscreen
At 700 notes I’ll maybe stop listening to Epic the Musical on loop
At 800 notes I’ll memorize all of Athena’s lines in Epic
At 900 notes I’ll post my Beetlejuice inspired nails
At 1,000 notes I’ll post the toe nails to go with the finger nails but y’all can’t make fun of my grippers
At 2,000 notes I’ll work up the courage to ask my mom for the next HOO book
More to be added!
the thing about Light is that he thinks the average person’s reaction to just about anything is to be completely unfazed. He genuinely thinks that having any sort of reaction (shock, joy, sadness, anger) to crazy news is suspicious and that a normal person would never have a reason to be surprised by anything
which is EXACTLY what makes L 10000x more suspicious of him
Okay, so everyone knows that the elemental dragons haven’t been used for a while (Season 8 was when they stopped if I remember correctly). The usual explanation is just that the writers forgot or thought they made the ninja too powerful. But! What if the ninja can’t use them? The dragons are all about facing your insecurities and problems then accepting them, but they’ve all been earning enough trauma over the years that they aren’t able to do that anymore. It’s all been piling up until the dragons began to refuse their call.
he's gone now
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
He is blind. He swindled Apollo. She is a woman, he is a man, he has given birth to children. Aphrodite turned him into a mouse. He prophesized about Narcissus's fate. She was a priestess of Hera. He was this close to telling Oedipus he was sleeping with his mom. He is Hera and Zeus's marriage counselor. He saw Athena naked. He changes genders like they're clothes. Apollo killed him in one of the most bizarre hits in the mythos. He is the prophet with the answers you seek. Tiresias you will always be famous.
(2/2) The rest of the looping animations! The 18 lawyers were chosen for being present in more than one case.
part one
All with audio!
Ninjago au where the serpentine still see lloyd as an annoying little brat but also recognize he’s still just a kid and that given the chance Pythor would absolutely eat him alive so the rest of the season is the ninja and the snake generals trying to protect Lloyd from Pythor and shenanigans ensue
Also the serpentine and the ninja refuse to communicate so they both think that the other is out to hurt lloyd/put him back into Darkley’s boarding school.
Learning how to be a warrior was typically a fairly important part of an Ancient Greek prince’s education. That would likely be the case in Ithaca too as we can see with Odysseus even as a boy. No untrained child would have been able to defeat Athena’s boar so he clearly was taught to fight. So why was Telemachus not given the same? There’s perfectly able guards so it wouldn’t be from a lack of people to teach him.
Then I started thinking about how much more threatened by his presence the suitors would be if Telemachus could hold his own in combat. His mere existence is already a claim to the throne but they see him as unfit and too soft for the crown. They might not have waited so long to try to get rid of him if that perception didn’t hold. So Penelope might have intentionally withheld that part of his studies to make him seem less dangerous to the suitors.
No one would have thought twice about pushing around someone they knew could take it no matter their age, but the way that Telemachus says that they’re “getting” dangerous in ‘Legendary’ implies that it’s a new development. Sure, they could just be tired of waiting (which certainly still plays a part) but fighting an untrained twenty year old sounds much better than fighting an untrained fourteen year old.